I thought an image of Shakira was accidentally used.

I thought an image of Shakira was accidentally used.

I’m glad someone here is being practical.

Wow!!! I love that butterfly picture!

I hav been shit on by birds approximately eight times in my life. It never gets less sucky.

That should have about a million more retweets.

Love the pieces. I have never had a shaped Reese’s. Am I monster? Am I alien?

He’s so sexy, even old.

Katy Perry is to Taylor Swift as Remy Ma is to Nicki Minaj?

All that body so you won’t notice that face. #maybeafourifimfeelinggenerous

What?! He’s just playing a violin after a long day speaking a bunch of languages at the gym! You don’t know his life!

I like that she’s playing it kohl after such an upset. It would be a shame for her to bury her head in the sand when there’s a whole new world out there!

Dry heaving at special kisses. Thanks!

I truly believe he has dementia. He gets confused and flustered easily, he mispeaks constantly, he can’t stay on topic, and he repeats himself over and over again. He has five of the ten signs of early dementia. And I agree: it is very dangerous and absolutely terrifying. Trump alone was bad enough, Trump with…

Bwahahaha

Read that as “which is almost homophobic” and was confused.

Nevermind!

Here ya go!

Since white isn’t a deal breaker, I like this one!