I was just hoping there would be a book tour where they hold me while I cry.

I’d hate to live a life where I had to justify my Taco consumption. Also one where I am a racist piece of shit, but tomato/tomahto. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is a good point.

Taraji just has this overwhelming sexiness that, as an anxious person, I can’t understand. I wouldn’t be able to leave my house knowing people would be looking at me all the time.

Forever baes. Chrissy looks kinda lit already though.

I’m trying to stream it online and it’s not working and I’m SO MAD!

I will bake a bunch of potatoes on Sunday and have baked potatoes and salad. I also do soups. I make taco soup and then bring my cheese and sour cream and tortilla chips in a separate container. This week I was really wanting pepper jack cheese so I had turkey and cheese sandwiches. I’m not a big sandwich person, but…

I’m trying to get my entire family to get in the Zaycin train with me!! I am a single mom with one kiddo. We could never eat one case of something. But with my family all pitching in like $60 a month, we could have a huge variety of meats for way less than the grocery store.

I just meal plan on Wednesday, grocery shop on Thursday, but I don’t really cook ahead. I’m cooking for me and a little guy so usually I make something and we eat on it for a couple of days.

MLM: ruining relationships one pushy sales pitch at a time!

Oh my gosh. That’s horrible. I’m so sorry. Sending you love!

That whole series was so amazing. I was just looking for it at our local used bookshop the other day. They had a few copies of Dicey’s Song, but none of Homecoming. Your post has inspired me to treat myself to a brand new copy.

I’m a registered dietitian with a friend that insists I could change my life by being the new face of Plexus!! Yeah, I’m sure I could. I would be unemployable and have my license revoked due to ethical issues. Not exactly the life change I’m looking for.

That shit makes me so mad. Don’t invite me to your virtual party so you can make money off of me. Because girl, I know you saw me wave at you when we were at the same Mexican restaurant with our families a month ago and you acted like you didn’t know me. So take your costume jewelry and shove it up your ass.

WHAT? My mind is blown right now. I have some casual acquaintances and have considered trying their stuff because all of them have perfect radiant skin. But ummm. I can’t get behind that.

The last time I went to buy scrubs, I told my scrub store lady “The next time you see me, it’s because I’m going down a size!” She laughed and said “Honey you know those days are over!”

I bet the gays could get pregnant if they tried harder!!!!!!!

I just google searched and this image came up. So yeah, her’s probably isn’t divided outjust because of the small amount.

Me too. They seem like they would be the most fun to hang out with.

This is amazing and I need to hear the recorded version. Ben Stein spoke at my college once and the program was sold out and the line was still around the building outside! I couldn’t get in and I was :-(