It’s all good! L.A.M.B. was such a terrible name. It deserves many jokes made at its expense.

😊

D.A.M.N.! I didn’t know Miranda Lambert was on the Jezebel.

Time is a mother fucker to us all, but Gwen will always be my teenage idol.

It’s been a while since I tried something new and liked it. Probably TV on the Radio’s album Seeds? Love it. My son likes Kidz Bop right now so I don’t have any pressure from the Youngun to be cool yet.

Coffee tends to stay in my upper chest area because my travel cup lids always dribble. Basically, I’m a fucking trainwreck.

I don’t think that’s pee. That’s “I was driving with an uncapped water bottle in my lap and hit a pothole.” I know because I wore this look to work last week. 😒

He raps too tho!

I support this!!

Nvmd

I don’t know. I had heard so much about how wonderful he is and I checked out some of his music and HATED it. I think the hyper-sexuality just irritated me. Like we get it. You do drugs and fuck. Round of applause.

No. You’d do better to purchase some Bieber.

All my friends were like “he’s so great! Best album of the year!” So I got it. And I was like....I need new friends and a refund please.

Really? It does the exact opposite for me. It makes me feel deeply terrible for everyone involved. I had to stop watching it because it made me feel so bad!

That is so sad to me. It’s just hateful to play with someone that way. Then watching the person being catfished is so heartbreaking. Most of them are desperate to believe that there is some logical reason for someone to do this and trying to get answers to understand and have closure. It hurts my heart for them.

I’m home sick and living for celeb gossip and I think that Nick and Mariah both seem a little separated from reality so I’m glad they can afford all the nannies.

I feel so much rage for you! That is unbelievable.

This is me trying to understand this relationship.

“Hot Italian star” co-starred in xXx with Vin Diesel so I guess we’re using the word star loosely.

It looks great!!