Sources also report that he sustained some sort of wrist injury at the event and when attended to by medical personnel he reportedly said, “I NEED HEALING.”

You’re also unlikely to touch your mouth, nose, eyes (or any other soft tissue) with your filthy elbows so, no harm no foul.

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

What exactly are you trying to say? Environmental kills aren’t hardcore enough to be in an FPS?

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

I got told “you’re too pretty to be worried about politics/reliigous studies/philosophy/gender studies . . . or anything bordering on intelligence.” And another was “I find it disappointing that you’re so academic. You really don’t need to be.”

I don’t know much about him, but sounds like on balance he was a good guy by billionaire standards. The baptism response is, uh, disappointing. But he was for positive change.

That’s what Quick Play is for, my dude. Practice.

Deflategate is ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s Ballghazi.

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

Because it’s relevant to see what Russian media says about the strike (propaganda or not). It certainly doesn’t read like an endorsement to me.

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

This is the worst novel I have ever read.

Kotaku has a “no junket” policy and does not accept travel from the people we cover. When we go to publisher/developer events, we pay for our own flights and accommodations.

I would just point out even to diehard Sony fans - monopolies are terrible for consumers. If Xbox ceases to be an effective competitor to Playstation, and the Switch remains in its own real niche, there’s no market incentive for Sony to make a better product. The last thing you should want as a Playstation owner is…

Was this Lombardi character basically just saying, “Don’t draft black quarterbacks”? It feels like that’s what he wants to say.

Holy fuck you couldn’t be more right. I don’t know why I punish myself by listening to Simmons and Lombardi talk about Jimmy Garoppolo like he’s Johnny Unitas. Also, if I have to listen to one more person talk about how smart the Patriots are for drafting Tom Brady, I’m going to fucking smash my own face with a brick.…

When I used to sometimes listen to Simmons’s old podcast years ago, I always enjoyed when Lombardi would talk about how the New York Giants had like cracked the secret of the draft because they took big, athletic, good football players who played valuable positions. Like it was some kind of revolutionary drafting…

Damn Lombardi that was a lot of words when you could have just said “Hey I, a racist,think black men are shiftless”