This story is amazing, and I choose to believe it with 0 proof.

I was surprised by how much headshot damage he does if you land all your shots. Of course, given his mobility and how incredibly slow his projectiles are, I very rarely make enough to benefit from that. It is useful for cleaning up after a Rein Earthshatter or if someone is in a Junkrat trap.

It’s definitely an interesting counter to a strong defensive strategy. A buddy of mine mains Lucio, so I’ll tell him to start practicing this.

On reading the title, I was hoping he would boop half the team off a ledge or into the pit on Ilios, but this is near pro-level so these teams wouldn’t open themselves up to that kind of nonsense.

Dude has the face of a 16-year-old and the hair of a 60-year-old.

I will counter this with vomited dog diarrhea. A few months back, my dog got sick in her kennel while I was at work. She had massive diarrhea, and then ate most of it (probably out of shame). After I got home and started cleaning up her kennel, she proceeded to vomit around a gallon of shit all over the floor. …

Way to crush my dreams, Stalin. I’ll go with Jonesy then. Safety is second best.

Kicker, but I’ll intentionally dodge the ball whenever it comes at me. Those dudes are massive and hit way harder than their size, even holding back. I’d be a cowardly fool and contribute nothing to the game but end the day with 30k, little risk of injury, and not even have to break a sweat.

Also Zen main. 60 loot boxes in, I got the dope new Winston skin five times and the Zen skin 0 times. But it gave me enough points to straight up buy it.

You are in for a serious treat. Just watched it on Christmas with the ladyfriend and was pleasantly surprised.

I too miss the good ole days. Back before they wussified the sport by replacing the live capybaras with these diminutive “tennis balls” and the roving bands bands of murderous pygmies with “ball boys.” At least croquet has remained pure.

Was not aware that rule. TIL.

our slim lead in the AFCN

I have a buddy who’s a farrier. Pretty high volume of horse ass in that line of work.

It’s also important to remember that “grace” is something you give to your horrible, racist friends and family when they do something egregious, but absolutely not for the poor, the homeless, ethnic minorities, convicts, former convicts, anyone who’s ever had an abortion, or refugees from war-torn countries.

But is Don Jr. or Eric Joffrey? And who is Tommen?

I managed to get one with Rifled Barrel and rangefinder. The range on that thing is unbelievable. With it, I killed a dude who was standing by outside heavy on Exodus Blue while I was by outside heavy on Anamoly. (Possibly a slight exaggeration.)

Welcome. Good luck getting that sweet, sweet loot.

Sure thing, man. My GT is OttoVonBisquik

I know this will sound crazy, but I’d advise against using accelerated coils on the Vigil. Without AC, the gun can kill almost any guardian with only 4 bolts (the fewest of any fusion, making it much more forgiving in stressful situations). With AC, it takes 5 bolts to kill, which is the same number for the majority…