A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

The first solution should be NFL players getting together and forming some sort of union. They could call it something like the NFL Players Association, and use it to represent them collectively in setting terms with owners. This current system where they just let owners run wild all over them just won’t cut it!

Hey, when your husband looks like a taller, more bloated Haley Jo Osmont, you have to go on the offensive.

Does the contract also say they can’t rotate the panther?

Chef: MY MOM

If you want characters with conspicuous, prominent hoods, there’s always Assassin’s Creed...

Saw that this morning, awesome that the interviewer knew what he was talking about and was like “oh I’m on my 2nd winter” haha

Um, no. The article shows that the procedure wasn’t followed to a tee. Which is why the problem is one of enforcement, just as the headline says.

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

Tom Brady feeds people boogers full of anti-inflammatories and the anti-inflammatories make people healthier even though they have to eat boogers and everyone on the Patriots won’t eat a tomato but they will eat a whole handful of boogers Tom Brady gives them because he’s a star and they’re not and you have to do what…

If you really want the “Heather isn’t fucking around version,” here it is:

Loot boxes are, ignoring the hair splitting of insufferable pedants like yourself, gambling. They are crafted, from probabilities to visual to their contents, to condition individuals and encourage repeated purchase and use. People with…

“Except it works”

I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

When you turn in tokens and get an engram, before you decode it, you can preview it and see what is available...

Sharing progress, seeing what others are doing, talking about the ups and downs of development and so on are my favorite thing about working in games, but yeah talking about it just invites abuse, no matter how you approach it.

Biggest example, gamers who think “DLC” automatically means the content was removed from the main game just to make a quick buck.

That’s pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

Microtransaction stuff is purely cosmetic besides a few mods that are all able to be be earned just by playing the game. I have so many mods in my inventory and haven’t bought a thing.

When nazis are marching in the streets wearing kekistan flags - it stops being a joke and starts being an actual symbol that nazis are using. You know, because the nazis are using it.