I believe the expression is “everyone’s a critic.” In which case, your friend was correct.

What, you mean you no longer consider “xXxwEeDsMOker420xXx” to be the ideal username to represent your personality?

Starring Kevin James as Charles Foster Kane.

Totally agree. I got in a few fights in middle school, but by the time I reached puberty I figured out that hurting people (even people who deserve it) does more harm than good. Since college, I’ve been against the death penalty as well. Violence is awful, and good people need to make sure there is as little of it on…

WHAT?

Had Cruz said that about my mother, he would not currently be running for political office. In fact, the only running he would have done after that would be a very short sprint followed by a new . . . sedentary lifestyle.

They got breasts for days, too.

You’ve clearly never seen these southern chickens.

I was not aware of that. Fortunately, I’d never want to live that close to a city. I like my cities like I like my extended family: far enough away that I can neither hear nor smell them.

My friends in LA have forbidden me from talking to them about my finances. Something about only spending 6% of my income on housing upsets them.

Living outside the few major cities in the Carolinas is like living in a third-world country. You can live like a king making a working-class salary. Also, you can walk down the street and buy some livestock. If I wanted a live chicken, I would only need to walk about three miles, and it would cost me a dollar.

“Amazing” is a relative term and an easy bar to reach if you’re coming from Jersey or the Deep South.

While the south is (maybe literally) Satan’s asshole, I still prefer it to Jersey. Move somewhere better, Arctic16. I hear Boulder is amazing.

As a current resident of a Carolina, I can attest to this statement. I currently pay $300 a month in rent on an enormous three-bedroom house with a couple acre yard. I’m aware that if I lived in an actual state, this would cost 10-20 times more.

It’s pretty bad. As a purveyor of all kinds of smut, you’d be far better served with the works of Umemaro 3D or Miro. There's some serious craftsmanship in their work.

I know I’m in the minority, but I actually like the Rift IB. It forces teams to coordinate and play the objective. Most of the games I’ve played solo have been garbage, but the evenings I’ve had a full fireteam have been crazy fun. I mean, salvage and control are both basically just clash, as no one plays freaking…

I will be playing Trials of Osiris and Iron Banner for a few hours, and then as much Shogun: Total War, AoE 2, and Civ 5 as possible.

I hear what you’re saying, and that will lose him some votes. But likability matters significantly more than policy when it comes to the general election, and I think Sanders has more than Clinton. Also, Clinton has so much baggage among republicans (especially moderate republicans who probably won’t vote unless she’s…

While I agree that Clinton has more relevant experience for being President than Bernie, the “electability” matter is not nearly as definitive as people keep saying it is. The republican party is incredibly fractured, and most of the base dislikes all of their candidates, which is an incredible advantage for any…

He will be confused for a moment, and then he will lay down on the grass and take a nap.