Sitting on your couch, probably. I’d recommend snacks as well.

Unfortunately, no. It’s one of those places where no one gets fired and no one quits. Almost everyone here has been here at least a decade. It’s a little weird.

Glad to meet another root beer enthusiast. Everyone I work with is crazy about root beer, so whenever someone travels, they come back with whatever regional root beer or soda they could find and we all try it. I’ve had nearly 100 root beers at this point.

You can find it in the deep south, if you’re daring enough to leave your home. I’ve come across them in NC, SC, TN, GA, and ‘bama.

Ugh! I am so jealous. I’ve only tried about half of their selection, but I have a few recommendations for the next time you go:

I have one of those sitting on my desk right now. I love a good birch beer. Frozen Run is the taste of my childhood, but Sioux City’s birch beer has been my favorite of late.

It’s apparently a thing in the Deep South. It’s a pretty good root beer, but I’m not a fan of the aftertaste.

These are actually available at my local grocery store in the deep south. It’s pretty good but far from my favorite. If you can find it, I’d recommend trying Hank’s, Sioux City’s, or Bedford’s root beers. All pretty good.

The best root beer I’ve ever had (and I’ve had over 80) is Hank’s Philadelphia Root Beer. If you can find it or are willing to pay the ridiculous shipping fees for a 12 pack, it is well worth trying. Runner up, in my opinion, is Sioux City Sarsaparilla, which is a spicier variant of their Root Beer and is more widely…

That hit on Antonio Brown (as well as the hit on that one Bengals player in the same game) were the tipping point for me. Up until then, I’d watch a game if it was on or if family was around. But seeing another human being reduced to sack of inert meat to the cheers of millions is way too disturbing—not to mention…

Exactly! Everyone come play Age of Empires II with me on Steam while we’re waiting for more content! It’ll be great, and I promise not to play as the Chinese and rush you with 200 Cho Ko Nus.

But how will the players concentrate now that there is a woman present?This can only result in them all falling in love with her, thus breaking the bonds of brotherhood that the league has worked so hard to build. First womens destroyed our military, now they destroy our football. :c

The S in FPS actually stands for “Shove.” Clearly, the person who made the video cheated at the end there.

Which means all your friends and family have a strong incentive to keep you alive as long as possible. If I get a lump sum of a billion, even my adorable 7-year-old sister is going to start sharpening a knife and dreaming of getting some of that money in the great court battle that would ensue after my untimely demise.

‘Diversity is a code word for white genocide.’

Truly, he was the Turkey Vulture of 90s politicians.

So, same color varieties as Eric’s (heart of the poop) shits?

Somehow, I’ve lived in the South for 20+ years and never heard that term. Guess I need to get out more.

Baby whiskey? . . . But not whiskey for babies, obviously, babies drink brandy.

*Sees Dishonored 2 relegated to the “Honorable Mentions” section*