But look another again:

This is the Holy Grail of movie references.

Thanks for reviewing so many of these levels, Patrick! I’m getting my younger siblings this game for Christmas, and I’m going to use your videos to give them a list of recommended levels. I figure playing the best out there should improve the levels they make.

Me and a friend have run it a few times on XB1. We’re always on the lookout for non-jerks to play with.

I shared this pun with the lady. She gave me her patented “shocked disbelief at my endlessly weak puns” look.

Sandra Bullock adopting an older black child? I am blindsided by this development.

Least divisive comment on the Internet. Crullers are delicious angel anuses and I could eat them for every meal.

But is there beer on the sun?

I think I would literally explode if I were ever as happy as this face indicates Cam is. I am both completely baffled and a little jealous.

I’d watch the resulting sex tape.

Damn, bro. I am floored by your hyperbole and small sample size.

Same here. I wish I could say I was a conscientious abstainer of college football. I understand that millions of people like it, but it’s always been “professional football with a diluted talent pool” to me.

So, this article left a bad taste in my mouth.

Given the fact that you tuned out, I assume you don’t like soap operas. My assumption is that your client (woman 1) went over to the office of woman 2, sat down, and woman 2 started giving her a friendly shoulder/neck massage. Woman 1 utters the phrase you heard, which prompts woman 2 to think to herself “I could be…

All right, people. Let’s get this straight here and now so we never have to deal with it again:

Ugh. That is wildly unprofessional and creepy. Sorry you had to deal with that. There were a few older delivery drivers at the place I worked who seemed like the type to pull something like that. One of them definitely would have. It completely baffles me that people try to get laid on the job. Sex is great and all…

Mmm. I have fond memories of reading “Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus” in college. Unfortunately, I never studied his stuff deeply enough to feel comfortable talking about it at length. Same with Derrida, much to my shame. Someday I’ll get around to reading more of them . . . just as soon as I’m done with all these…

Huh. Props to Thomas Harris for taking that into account. I may need to read those books eventually. I’m especially curious as to whether he covers how difficult sewing untanned skin would be, or if he tans the skin beforehand. As an amateur sewer (sewist? seamster? sewing person?) and verified not crazy person, I am…

I’m not even going to Google that. I believe it implicitly, mr. random internet person.

Hmmmm. On the subject of people making suits out of skin, why would one do that? Skin tones would be an absolute pain to accessorize. Like, what color scarf would you wear with pale olive skin? What about people with pale blotchy skin? What kind of shoes would work with that? What if the person’s skin doesn’t match…