I feel the classic “look left, look right, quietly and conspiratorially ask” would be the ideal.

As a former delivery driver of a few years. Porn LIES! I didn’t mind not getting hit on by attractive women, as that could have cut down on my income, but the complete and utter lack of food-related sex puns broke my spirit.

Wow! These are some solid stories here.

WHAT?!?! I worked for a company owned by Staples for years and I did not figure it out. I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT!

I thought I was jaded. I thought nothing could gross me out. I thought I was ready.

Ah. Plays like this remind me of my classic refrain, made two minutes into 90% of PVP matches in most any shooter: “WHY IS EVERYONE HERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME!” [Liberally apply expletives everywhere]

It’s so nice of the GOP to provide multiple styles of idiot. We have a loud, obnoxious, showy idiot in Trump and the quiet, awkwardly mutters insane things to the camera type idiot in Carson. How are these two the front runners?! I knew the republican party was lacking in likable people, but I had no idea it was this…

I know the “10 fans” thing is supposed to be a joke, but for over a decade of my childhood I lived 15 minutes away from the Panther’s training camp, and only met 8 Panthers fans. Only half of them ever wore team gear.

I’m not a huge fan of McCain and have no idea who Flake is, but I give them mad props for outsourcing the construction of this to competent underlings and approving decent work. It may or may not pass in a college English class, but it’s head and shoulders above the rest of the field.

As someone who has to read various government documents (US and otherwise) on a daily basis for work, the design of this report is a breath of fresh air. It’s tacky, stupid, ugly, childish, and that cover is laughably bad—but it’s actually readable. They have an introduction, they have a table of contents with page…

As an avid gamer with a BA in history, this article is exactly my cup of tea. Thanks Chris and Bob! Enjoyed it.

Thanks for your rational take on this.

Because I don’t have yours yet. GIVE ME YOUR STAR! I HUNGER FOR IT!

You get one star for the Mad Men reference. You would have gotten two for confidently using a quote, whether it was correct or not. You would have gotten three if you had included an appropriate image or gif.

My inner snob is silent. You have ended my agony, and for that I thank you. Now I’ll go enjoy my end-of-the-day Manhattan I made for myself. (Pictured below)

1. Wearing white is silly, both before, during, and after labor day. If the good lord had intended for us to wear white, he wouldn’t have created dogs, dirt, ketchup, children with chocolate on their hands, or random black hairs that are way longer than your girlfriend’s and appear out of freaking nowhere and are only…

*sleeves of plaid shirt go from full length and rolled up to quarter length and billowy*

Oh god . . . it’s happening again!

Ugh, I got mugged while delivering pizzas once as well. Not fun times.

Long overdue analysis: peanut butter and jelly pizza tastes like butt (and not the good kind of butt). Standard pizza dough is far too salty and that combined with the PB makes it overwhelming. I’m considering trying with a tapioca flower-based pizza dough, but that dough is fucking delicious, and I don’t want to ruin…