So is this one filled with tailing missions? I enjoyed most of the AC games, but my head may explode if I have to “sneakily” follow one more schmuck through a crowded street.

The negroni is a classic and can serve you well—just avoid my mistake. When I was young and stupid (last month), I used dry vermouth instead of sweet vermouth. Disgusting.

Freaking autocorrect. And it’s too late to edit.

The important difference is that DiCaprio did it for art, while we unenlightened surfs did it for lesser reasons. Appeasing ancient forest spirits, in my case.

Amen! Rest in peace, my beloved Squid Pro Quo. Though you were only 250 light, your wit and style will be missed.

That’s possible, and I don’t have time to read all 700+ comments, but I read through as many of the top ones as I could (probably over 400). There is a lot of thought and depth in the comments, but they mostly seem unrelated to the article itself.

Never in my, admittedly short, life have I seen so many commenters so completely miss the point of an article and then spend so much time and effort talking about it. It is so baffling.

The only reason one should ever—EVER!—ask for jelly with a pizza is if it’s a peanut butter pizza. Even then it would probably be gross. I’ll reserve judgment until I can make one this weekend.

I was wondering the same thing.

Myrtle Beach? Myrtle Beach?! MYRTLE BEACH!!!1! I’ve lived in SC for over 20 years, and it is an armpit in many ways—weather, economy, politics, culture, treatment of women/minorities—but it has some of the most gorgeous spots for photographing I’ve ever seen (of course, I’ve only lived in seven states, so make of that…

But, but, Ben Carson is a Doctor, and so articulate. According to a high school friend, who is the liquid embodiment of pre-war Scarlett O’Hara poured into cowboy boots, the man truly understands what America needs. Interestingly, this friend’s dad is a white, southern doctor clone of Carson and has a weirdly close,…

Three of us managed to beat it with our highest player being 290, and me not being able to hear or speak to either of the other two thanks to network issues at the worst possible moment. Definitely worth a 310.

Same here. I spent hours working with an underleveled team to get that (which was actually a lot of fun), and now it’s being nerfed to uselessness. I’m new to the game, and this does not inspire confidence.

Thank you so much for including “The Conquerors.” I grew up on AoE, and that expansion added so much to the game. Aside from changing the gameplay, it added the absolute best story campaigns. I still go back sometimes and play the Aztec and the El Cid campaigns. So good.

Ugh. Pun wars can be such a slogarithm. And after the first few, they’re all derivative.

Nice! I generally name my diseases “ennui,” “morose jugglers,” or some other such tom foolery. I like yours better.

At least Ben got a hug out of it. I had no idea NFL refs were so compassionate to the emotionally distraught.