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Orange females like that are pretty rare. Consider her good luck and keep her.

My 16lb orange tabby would beg to differ, but he's too busy making my legs go numb.

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Damn. Wish you.lived in my neighbourhood. I just found the most adorable orange tabby cat. She is so tiny and sweet. She LOVES heater vents. She sits on them all damn day. And she does a little dance for me in the mornings.

There's a great organization in Philly called City Kitties that actively goes out to rescue strays in West Philadelphia and also organizes fosters for their strays while they get them well. They also had a Grump Cat "look-similar" recently. Here's Green Bean.

If I could replace the excessive booze with clouds of weed, I suspect it would be a very different and much more pleasurable situation....

LOL! America the land of the free, but if you cant find a restroom, too bad piss your self and risk a fine. I want to know why we think it is ok for there to be no public restrooms and it is illegal to piss out side? Should people time everything to end up back home, to use the restroom? why do we refuse to have

Let's get famous and we can make that happen :]

I want more articles like this. To be honest, I was a bit too tired to read all of it, but it seemed well-written, and not all "teehee, I'm snarky!" like Dirtbag/other stuff can be. It's amusing sometimes, but a lot of it is eyeroll-worthy.

I'd like to nominate the words "racist" and "homophobic," and "appropriation" too. The way I have seen these words used here sometimes pushes the limits of belief and renders them pretty damn meaningless.

Wow, that person is absolutely bonkers. I'm amazed you managed to stay calm and even attempted to civilly educate them given how batshit bananas they were being.

This totally sounds like some hidden MRA message. "It's so unfair women can slap men, but when a man hits a woman he's evil." Yadda yadda.

My first crush was Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. Even as an 8 year old, I was thinking "I don't know who this sadistic weirdo in the purple top hat is, but I like his style." I had such a strong crush, I vividly remember a romance scene in the candy garden with a girl in a yellow dress that does not actually exist in

Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks (the 80s version). Oh and Michelangelo and I were totally soulmates caused we both loved pizza. My taste hasn't changed much..

Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I wanted to marry him and kissed my poster good night every night when I was like... 5.

I had a crush on Bowser from the Mario games - I like those bad boys lol

just nearly spit out my drink all over my keyboard, thanks!

I would really love it if Richard Simmons and Jesus were the same person.

Rihanna's entire "empowered woman" image is completely manufactured. I really wanted to believe it was real, but the truth is that she is the willing puppet of others created to make tons of money.

"This is showing what it looks like when women sellsex... so much of it feels staged for men, not for our own pleasure."