Billy Joel Concerts are not devoid of weed.
I assure you.

OH HEY BURT! I like** you and I'm hoping you can help me! (**like as in "I've never met you, but you don't seem like an awful person who would punch a grandma, but you might be a person who would admit to something awesomely gross like picking your nose and absent-mindedly wiping it on your cat).

/I think i'm veering…

You sound disproportionately angry here, and I'm unsure why.

The article's title started with "How seriously should "we"...'
I posted the degree of seriousness I found to be acceptable.
You disagreed (completely ok! people disagreeing on the internet is a great way to open channels of communication and sharing of…

I'm sensing some passive aggressive in the "good for you" portion of this post.

When did a "Top <<insert number of your choice>>" become a staple in finding things you enjoy? How did people find out what they liked (or, in mny of these lists, "should" like) prior to the internet? What did we do before such seemingly…

Bobcat Goldthewait was A CRUCIAL part of Police Academies 1-3

Truth.

In other news, WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES???
/only 1-3, though. The rest blew goats.

A many seriouslies (yep..totally made that up) as we give in any other avenue that the media gives us.

In other words:
0.00% of the seriouslies.
Want to know if you like something, AND do that whole "forming your own opinion thing" that our society has seem to forgotten about? (Thanks <<insert "Top :number: + :some…

What's up, KitKat bar that has a white blur over it but is STILL CLEARLY A FUCKING KITKAT BAR?

/Call me, I miss you.

Jaunty little guard hair-covered kitten tails might possibly be the solution to every problem ever.

Christ. As an AMERICAN, I have often felt infuriated (and embarrassed) by much of "America's" opinions on these topics.

Letter #2

PLEASE PRINT THIS ADVICE UP AND DISTRIBUTE TO ANYONE WHO MAY EVER VISIT SOMEONE/HOST SOMEONE.

Especially the communication beforehand part. You'd be surprised how many visitors I've needlessly fawned over when they wanted to spend a few days on their own, and several times where I was invited somewhere and…

What this article has taught me**:
1. People have VRY SRS opinions about a website where shared cat pictures and internet memes make up about 97.25% of user content.
2 (a). Many people feel the need to almost apologetically explain why they use facebook
-or-
2 (b). An similar amount of people have a "tinged with…

GODAMMITSOMUCH.

Mason jars were awesome. For storing that sheep eyeball you had to dissect in 11th grade.

aaand this **insert some kind of disgusted sound..possibly a cat horking up a hairball** is the sound of me never reading any more drivel that The Guardian vomits out again.

Choose not to donate: No problem
Want to personally judge it Judgey Mcjudgepants: That's your business.
Using a (sadly) oft-read internet…

I'm here to RUIN THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK LINDY THOUGHT UP THE WORD COCK-BLOCKTOPUS

/I'm sure you already knew this, Lindy. Also, thanks for bringing it back. It's awesome and it's bee awhile since it's been in my Rotation.

Aaaaaand we are now internet friends.

BOOM.

I watched the entire Band of Brothers series 8 times and NEVER tired of seeing this face. He just. got. hotter. each. time.

I have no idea. I just really want an orange cat.

I just told my roommate that I had a dream where I had an orange kitten (which can only mean I CLEARLY need an orange kitten).
upon his mentioning the other 2 cats, I proceeded to tell him that orange cats are statistically smaller than non-orange cats, meaning s(he) would take up very little room, and that it's…

I'm not. (unsarcastic)
BUT, know that not all SantaCon participants aren't awful.
Have you ever participated in one? If you do, you might have fun and then it won't seem so bad?

/and who doesn't want an excuse to wear horrific/clever/awful/gaudy/horrifying/sexy and or hilarious things related to MUTHAFUCKIN' SANTA CLAUS?