My tree is a glorious, glorious eyesore!

Only acceptable use of multi-color lights.

BUBBLE LIGHTS ARE THE SHIT, ALL OTHER LIGHTS CAN SUCK IT. (Even though I'm pretty sure my family is eventually going to burn their house down by refusing to replace their 30 year old bubble lights).

OH I KNEW THIS WAS COMING.

And with that, many an Internet commenter will be forced to eat his or her words. Not that they will learn anything from it or change their behavior. I was just bemoaning the insistence...almost to the point of compulsion...of people to shit all over victims before all information becomes available. It's not as big of…

As a person with Cerebral Palsy and scoliosis who uses a wheelchair at all times, this made me feel so happy. PWDs often feel like an invisible minority in the world. We talk about LGBTQ folks, gender identity and expression, feminism, racism and much more in society, but we hardly hear about people with…

As if the big cat doesn't love the shit outta being pestered by the kitten. Acting all annoyed and stuff, when secretly there's only one thing worse than being pestered by a kitten, and that's not being pestered by a kitten.

This battle has been playing out in my lap off and on for the past couple of weeks. The worst is when the cat decides it is my fault and bites me for the kitten's crimes. The injustice!

It's too late we're going to Olive Garden.

Ugh. I would date him. Ughhh.

I laughed. Don't worry, we can be terrible human beings together.

People, the tag on this article is goddamn "First Person." It's a personal reflection. Click on her damn blog. Not everything has to be a well-researched, cited, serious journalistic "article." Jesus.

I'm sorry you have to holiday blog, Burt, but I'm happy that it's your articles I'll get to read all day. Happy Burtsgiving, everyone!

I hope the other one called 911.

Basically all of this. I'm annoyed at the Goldieblox team feigning innocence and placing the big bad Beasties in a negative light. I'm also annoyed that a toy like this is needed (my opinion on its quality an execution notwithstanding). Mostly I just am annoyed that something I backed ideally has a has some pretty…

I'm not sure how I feel about these. I mean, yes to encouraging girls to get into sciencey stuff and ditch the lame princess baloney, but a building/engineering toy specifically for girls? What, like Lego and all the other ones are too complicated or intimidating so you need a special one with pink ribbons and happy…

We mock the clothes but not the bodies.