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Check with your local health department. Our city has at least 3 or 4 free flu shot clinics every year.

Cut yourself off from all physical contact with every other human being on the planet for the rest of your life and I’ll entertain this as a valid argument.

White women’s tear are weapoma of mass distruction and have gotten Black men killed and them off the hook. It absolutely does matter that she’s faking it.

This bust me up something vicious:

This isn’t for Michael, it’s for ‘Privileged White Lady’ - how the hell do you not understand the difference between jokes about harmless stereotypes about white people who have power and jokes about stereotypes that were designed to keep people down and make them seem less than human? Why do so many of my fellow

Crocodile tears. She likely was hoping that her buddies would help her cover this up, as they first started to. I don’t think she tried to help him one bit after she shot him. She was probably worried about covering her own ass. The hell with her tears. She can feel bad and hate herself from inside a jail cell for the

“I probably would have gone to jail and I knew I didn’t have the money for bail. But I still remember those real allies to this day, for another reason:

There are so many reasons to want her to win but this is almost number one for me.

Is this some kind of joke? The cowards are speaking on background like we give a fuck. They realize this will backfire and increase her popularity, right? lol

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

“I hit a woman, got beaten up for it, and still think I’m in the right” - The Robert L. story.

Lile soooo many mayosapiens, Thomas S. firmly believes that as long as even one Black man has a penny more than any white one, racism doesn’t exist.

Speaking of cookbooks and recipes. Has anyone noticed that you can’t just pull up a recipe anymore. There is always a 3 page long backstory before you get to the recipe.

They weren’t jokes, it was just casual racism, why do you think casual racism needs to be defended?

It’s funny, because most of my favorite places are those Greek diner-style restaurants where the menu covers the whole front wall and the attitude is “I’ve got a fryer, a grill, and an oven and I’m prepared to make anything I can cook on one of those in 10 minutes or less.” Sometimes I want a burrito and cheese fries,

Pretty much. I mean, I LIKE the guy. But I also think I’d like George Bush if I met him. I don’t want Biden as president. The guy’s heart isn’t in it, and he’s a walking gaffe. And I don’t want “more of the same”. BIDEN doesn’t want to be president. He’s basically admitted it. How does he think that will play

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

What? It’s been A MONTH