Dude, fuck you. When I had kids I didn’t expect massive developmental difficulties that would require hours and hours of specialized care and equipment. I didn’t expect therapy and rehab treatments that would be effectively a part time job for my preschooler in addition to actual school.

Did... you just call basic scientific discussion “weasel words”?

Question: What studies have you been reading that are ever 100% sure that they have found what they have found?

Because I will say that I’m CERTAIN that uncertain words are generally typical of most scientific and technical conversations.

For example:

If you…

I just keep my $200ks in little wads tucked into the pockets of my back-of-the-closet/don’t-know-when-I’ll-wear-these-again tuxedos for safe keeping.

Life Hack: Constantly mispronounce “Bagel” in order to quickly identify narcissists who try to correct you.

hey Hazel, imma let you finish, but Kanye West is mentally ill AND an asshole. one doesn’t cause the other. 

But have there been complaints about John Krasinski or JLaw being assholes behind the scenes?

Until I read the whole article, I thought “doomscrolling” referred to when you’re reading an article on Lifehacker, and instead of being able to continue reading, an annoying fucking video ends up sticking to the top of your screen, blocking half of the article. Seriously, please turn that shit off.

And this brings us to doomscrolling: constantly checking your news and social media feeds for new information.

It’s not about shielding yourself. It’s about not letting it overwhelm your time and mental energy.

Saw this post title and immediately assumed my cat wrote it.

Also, don’t forget that the Starbucks in Targets are. . . completely open. It’s just a counter, sometimes with a seating area off to the side. You can literally stand there and watch them do every single step along the way: take your order, grab the cup, fill it syrup, pull the espresso shot (if you’re getting one, of…

All Cops Are Baristas

Today’s tampon in a frappuccino is 1984's banana in a tailpipe. And Sgt. Taggart wants you to know, he won’t be falling for that shit again.

Excellent work. There is no way that’s a tampon. How come no one consults tampon wearers before this shit goes viral?

Did everyone also miss the fact that Taika Waititi, who directed the movie and played imaginary Hitler, is half Jewish. Most of Hollywood may be trash but I trust Taika Waititi.

If watching the anti-aircraft fire burning into the night before the eyes of children orphaned by the Nazi isn’t enough for you to take this movie seriously than you missed the point. I know people who had their families murdered by the SS and you dishonor those memories by turning a serious film into clickbait.

You really should not be a critic. I don’t say that in a snarky or demeaning way. I say that with the sincerity of someone who doesn’t always get movies, or people, or motives. Honestly, you brought nothing to the review other than a predetermined hatred of the movie, and seeing a movie in that state is not conducive…

Boy, i can’t wait for the next episode of Clarissa Jezsplains It All.

My grandmother survived the Holocaust by being smuggled around German attics. Jojo Rabbit was my favorite movie of 2019. This is an appalling take on a movie that tells today’s kids what being a Nazi looks like and how to stop being a Nazi, by putting it in a frame they will actually pay attention to.