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5/10/20
5:02 PM
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Perfect to wear when no one can actually see what you’re wearing because you’ve quarantined yourself in your house! Read more

Perfect to wear when no one can actually see what you’re wearing because you’ve quarantined yourself in your house!

4/14/20
9:04 PM
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Can we discuss how Joe Biden’s barber is clearly a Bernie fan, based on the fact that the back of his hair always looks like he let a 4 year old with safety scissors just go to fucking town. 

3/28/20
4:57 PM
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You’re not a true Fruity Pebbles fan unless you’ve stood in your kitchen at 3:17am shoveling them into your face from the mixing bowl, with a serving spoon, desperately trying to fix your fucked up Pebbles to Milk Ratio, until you realize you’ve chowed down the entire box, yet failed to achieve this goal. Read more