Say it louder for the people in the back.
Can we discuss how Joe Biden’s barber is clearly a Bernie fan, based on the fact that the back of his hair always looks like he let a 4 year old with safety scissors just go to fucking town.
Oh, sweetheart..if you only knew.
I’d officially like to secede from my race.
I interpret the information in this article as an excuse to wear this everyday and not seem weird.
You’re not a true Fruity Pebbles fan unless you’ve stood in your kitchen at 3:17am shoveling them into your face from the mixing bowl, with a serving spoon, desperately trying to fix your fucked up Pebbles to Milk Ratio, until you realize you’ve chowed down the entire box, yet failed to achieve this goal. Read more
I was trapped for 72 minutes. I couldn’t feel my left leg and I almost pissed myself.