Yes. I mean, Some Good News is CLEARLY a sign that John Krasinski is an awful human being, and not something he took the time to do in order to spread a bit of hope amongst fear and pain.

As an adult, I can confirm that you spelled “every day for breakfast” incorrectly. 

Explain.

Bah-Jel

I can’t wait to implement this and then, when I go on vacation, explain to the friend who’s kind enough to stop by twice a day to feed them, that they now need to stop by the house five times a day!

Can somewhere please re-read this list to me slowly.

*slow clap* 

You know who else was “dedicated”?

So....you came here just to say “Fuck Amazon” ..accompanied with terrible spelling?

John Oliver did an entire piece on this.

..”Military Cosplay”

Oh, hey!

You can get an actual person on the chat app.

Update: here’s what I was told when I went into Amazon chat through their app:.

Aaaaaand I totally misread the question!

Yep!

And a to get a paper trail, since the entire conversation can be emailed to you. 

They’re trash, just like their products. 

Is HamNo ghostwriting his scorching hot takes again? (Remember the whole “oBaMA nEeDs tO fIX eVERytHinG!!¡” article)?

Perfect to wear when no one can actually see what you’re wearing because you’ve quarantined yourself in your house!

Perfect to wear when no one can actually see what you’re wearing because you’ve quarantined yourself in your house!