I'mTheOtterThatAteTheMinivan
otterlyofficialthings
8/23/19
1:05 PM
1

I wanted to sneak in before the hilarity to say that I take great pride in sending these soul-crushing takes to my friends who are rabid fans of (insert favorite team here), just so they damn near piss themselves out of rage, right before they realize this information is correct.

8/23/19
12:26 PM
7

The corporations  who are now “people”, you see! (and coincidentally, the “people” who are also 100 fucking percent responsible for this).

8/22/19
3:43 PM
2

This deserves way more stars. It also works really well on those cloth belts that tie around a woman’s dress. They not only come wrinkled, but tie themselves into knots if you look at them the wrong way.