Just because they want us all dead, they assume we want the same for them. All I want is for them to leave me alone so I can go about my business. Also, if they could stop trying to thwart me at every turn, that would be great.

You had me when you said you had a story... “When my grandmother died, her last words weren’t “Resist the pavement”” and then you brought it home, again. I think I speak for everyone who reads the mailbag when I say, please write a memoir.

Sidebar: and did anyone skate on that street? Newly tarred streets are the bomb for roller skating, just saying. We’d bring the radio and everything.

Awww, Hayley.

Kill all white people? Nobody is advocating that. However, if someone was to kill Gretchen I’d probably throw a motherfucking party.

Uh does anyone have the heart to tell Haley that her generation is just as bad, if not worse, than the ones that came before her? I mean that is some next level delusion if little Ms. Haley really thinks that her generation hasn’t become as close minded and insular thinking as every other one before it. Look no…

I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

Plethora. Too much, eh? (I’m not crazy about myriad, either, as long as we’re talking about excessive ways to say “a bunch.”)

Here’s my guide:

Has anyone ever considered that maybe its not a great idea to ship off young girls to live with a bunch of old men?

But, even though they didn’t start the fire, it is people like them who leave the barn door unlocked.

“Wives submit to your husbands.”

Half of these cases were perpetrated by husbands or fiances to these women. Traditional heteronormativity will not save black women from toxic masculinity. But, smart policies (i.e. the closing of the “boyfriend loophole”, more available funding for programs and services that help victims escape their abusive…

here we go

Life’s been good to him so far.

#requisite

Dickhead on dickhead violence is the best violence.

My wonderful 27 lb boy.  Giant tabbies are the best.

More cat content please.

[extremely Elton John voice] get that, chonky cat

Dan, I’ve liked a lot of your work here, but nothing will surpass this for Friday PM content.