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“This is saying, somebody like me has a place in this industry,”

Your husband is wrong. This approach is even more beneficial when it comes to cats. You should probably get 2 cats in each color, just to be on the safe side.

Don’t worry. The government leaders of Flint have called an emergency meeting to decide their next step.

“As to how the spill occurred, Bincsik points the finger at Mother Nature.”

Oh course. Who’s gonna watch a movie about an unpretty lesbian? What would even be the point if it’s not going to inspire boners?

Some days it truly feels as though the world is trying to give me a rage stroke. I'm sure I'm not alone.

White supremacist acts like a white supremacist when called out for being a white supremacist.

I desperately want to do this, but my price-point is clearance racks and rummage sales. I DO have a few items in multiple colors because through sheer luck, I have found them at different rummage sales!

To quickly ‘iron’ just the collar/cuffs/placket, try your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/mom/dad’s hair straightener. 

Hillary Clinton lost by only 78,000 votes across 3 states. So fuck people, including Splinter and Sarandon who egged people into either not voting or voting 3rd party. Yes, it did make a difference. So what that Clinton made mistakes during her campaign? That doesn’t excuse doing NOTHING to prevent Trump from being

Yes. I’ve seen like, half-used bottles of Bath & Body Works sprays and lotions at Platos Closet when I was in college in PA. GROSS.

I play a game called, “Spot a LeBaron convertible without body damage”. No winners thus far. As soon as we think we see this mythical beast on the freeways of America, we maneuver to view the opposite side of the car and, invariably, there will be a large scuff or dent.  

Oh, no doubt Stacey Abrams will be on the ticket even though she messed up by not running for the top spot.

Warren/Abrams please. I could even ride for Harris/Abrams. But Miss Stacy please, don’t be Biden’s new black friend.

A girlmom might snidely remark to Williams about her son walking around in a Spiderman costume, “Well, does he ever take that off?” But a boymom would understand.

Really? My only child (daughter, age 11) barely took off her Iron Man costume for weeks. Then the Captain America phase started. She’s already talking about

Another mother of two boys here (sensing a trend in the comments!) and I find the whole #Boymom thing makes me feel both sympathetic and annoyed.

I’m a dad of two boys and if I may: this boymom shit sucks. It is hard enough to try and raise my kids to be polite and kind without external influences pushing shitty behaviors as “normal” on them. That embedded video is filled with outright violent actions that we just laugh off as “boys will be boys” and you know

It must be difficult for these women to be the first people to ever raise male offspring.

Every parenting culture article I read just makes me more and more secure in my desire to never propagate. More power to you, parents, but I don’t know how you deal with all of this wild, flagrant bullshit that other parents throw at you all of the time.

People seem to have entirely forgotten that it's essential that the Dems retake the Senate in 2020. I'd argue it's more important the Presidency at this point.