The fact that it seems Biden doesn’t really want to run, yet continues to stay in a race?

The day I see someone vaping in a “sexy” or “badass” manner, is the day I will remove my eyes. 

People who use the word game-changer are named Tony, Blake, or Jillian.

Crawl back into your sexist mansplaining, Republican hovel, troll.  

“Following a familiar pattern whenever a cyclist is killed by a driver, the NYPD rushed to make excuses for the driver,”

I know I’ll be forever in the grays here, but the cynical part of me, after seeing this ad, thought:

Here’s my hope:

I want to be your internet friend, cock. 

I like to use the very end of the shaft* as a glasses-holder of sorts. You have a handy place to set them!

Counterpoint on the no-shower thing:

Baby soft hands.

I wanted to sneak in before the hilarity to say that I take great pride in sending these soul-crushing takes to my friends who are rabid fans of (insert favorite team here), just so they damn near piss themselves out of rage, right before they realize this information is correct.

The corporations  who are now “people”, you see! (and coincidentally, the “people” who are also 100 fucking percent responsible for this).

This deserves way more stars. It also works really well on those cloth belts that tie around a woman’s dress. They not only come wrinkled, but tie themselves into knots if you look at them the wrong way. 

Hammer, meet nail.

Cut the “cultural introduction” nonsense.

Dismiss your passive-aggressive “I’m now strong enough to call women out on their blatant sexism and racism” (aka I’m bitter because “OMG WHITE GUYS ARE STEALING ALL OF MY ASIAN WOMEN!!¡¡) troll

This may be an unpopular opinion, but it may be that Gayle has almost become a caricature of herself. She gets serious points for being professional while listening to R. Sleezy’s rant, but most of the time she seems to simply want to stir the gossip pot on her talk show.

Again, too in your face.

I’m blatantly biased here. I know an amazing dude named Tripp.