This has been proven to be a nearly consistent indicator of anything from douchbaggery to morally repugnant, going way back to Roosevelt Franklin.

Nail, meet head. 

These are also solid.

I’m not sure if it’s a shrub, as much as one large family tree with a mess of interconnected branches. 

Too predictable.

I have never seen Top Gear before.

“Clayton”

For those of you who’d like to see a pretty good movie with a fantastic black male lead-check out Denzel Washington in the re-make of The Magnificent 7.

As a president of the Order for Friends who Drunkenly Create Pictures of Cats, I’m going to need a photo to run this by the community.

I’d like to see this movie yesterday, please. 

True-although a quarter of the price is pushing it-totes that are big enough are usually in the $5 range.

True-although a quarter of the price is pushing it-totes that are big enough are usually in the $5 range.

Ah, Modesto.

“...There are stories in The Root that you cannot find anywhere else because there are many outlets who do not find some stories important...”

I’m hopeful that she’s been quiet because instead of coming out big and bold (not necessarily a bad thing) she’s about to drop  a plan that’ll cover all of the bases that need dealing with, and in a way that’s attainable.

Blue Moon-flavored ice cream on a plain cone.

High-five for online wedding dresses!

Well fuck! I didn’t realize you were the interaction police. May I be the first to congratulate you on this very important internet position

This brings a tear to my eye with its beauty. 

Jalopnik has you covered.

I’d highly recommend it. For some reason, they’re even more hilarious. Especially when you stage them or take photos and add word bubbles