Good evening sir or madam!

Seconded. 

Our culture differs greatly from AU.

I’m genuinely curious as to how you’d like David to do better.

The horse is out of the barn. The horse will ALWAYS be out of the barn.

Black shooters=Thugs/Animals

I believe the formal name for a group of penises owned by Patriots™️, is a ‘Nugent’ of penises

Mostly because windmills cause cancer, tho. 

Sadly, Nancy has passed (an unfortunate meth-laced altercation with her son Chip in a K-Mart parking lot.)

There was.

I sense this thread will be rife with trolls

On one hand-I’m to the point where, when it comes to That Thing being forced to do something and then being held accountable if he doesn’t, I’ll believe it when I see it.

What has, and will always boggle my mind,   is the number of women who believe pro-choice = anti-life.

I find it hard to take seriously, someone who’s... added themselves to their list of followers.

Wrong generation, bruh. 

“Because this is Jezebel, and some commentators desperately need to feel like they’ve been accepted by The Hive via trying to out-outrage others”

I’m going to play contrarian here: Skip any product with lidocaine..it may feel good at first, but that shit will make your burn even worse in the long run

A pointless Bernie article?

Just when I think I run out of tears for this family’s grief...

Repeatedly looking at that lower gif has gotten me through a stressful Saturday, and will continue to nourish me through many lousy days.