Joust is both hilarious and amazing when you play it.

This comment is woefully devoid of stars. Sadly, I have but one to give.

His right eye is about to pull a “fuck this shit, I’m outta here”

“...The company will be conducting additional training for its staff...”

I’m wheezing from laughing so hard at this bruh and his dudewrap. 

“...imagine our cloth as a delivery system for steam. The magic is in the cushy warmth.”

No one wants my crappy 1988-1992 WWF trading cards.

I have the primal urge to punch fellow whites who smugly parade that snippet out. It’s the only damn one they know, and, based on today’s society-the only one they want to know.

“Uncle Scabies”

‘Animal Farm’ with the appropriate animal playing the leader.

I feel you. Some days I’m so disgusted with this ( As a white person, frankly, I don’t have the right I to call it trauma) - So enraged, embarrassed, horrified, and disgusted, that I need to step away for a few days to recover, mentally.

I ask if, I question why, I use logic, I plead this cause-with my fellow white people, and a majority of them DON’T. FUCKING. GET. IT.

Dear fellow white people:

Cool story, bruh. 

OH. HELL. NO.

Cool story, bro.

Bear with my Tolstoy-esq post :)

This comment is WOEFULLY under-starred. 

Godammit this comment made me laugh all day.

MmmmHmmmm! Lots of “Pull yourself up..bootstraps...you’re lucky you have a job...’MuRIcA!!’ ” folks** spouting their priceless rhetoric.