I’m still not sure why, but this is EXACTLY what I needed today. 

I’m not sure if this matches the true subject of this article, but we need people to understand that pro-choice *DOESN’T* mean anti-life.

There have been times, when they call boarding for “anyone needing assistance”, I wanted to board. If they asked why, I’d tell them “I need assistance avoiding the jayholes that are going to turn the de-boarding process into a fucking ‘Lord of The Flies’ scenario.”

You...may want to let some of the Splinter staff know about this.

You...may want to let some of the Splinter staff know about this.

Just don’t tip. It’ll add up to enough for you to spring for a few more drinks.

Lebron’s take if they try that nonsense:

Welp, this conversation was exactly as rational and mature as I expected. 

“Settle down fellow ladies! Let’s wait until we have to push the horse back into the barn!”

This is a great example of “you *have* to start at the local level, if you want to inspire and evoke change at the higher levels”

Filed under “the more you look at it, the funnier it gets”

I’m wheezing from laughing so hard.

Holy CRAPWEASELS did I need to see this (seven times) today.

Holy crapweasels. For you to not only share this, and not only manage to live in the hellscape that your mind pulls you into...but to gather they strength and preserve!

I will list under “tolerable if there is absolutely *nothing* else to keep me from having to choke a dry sandwich down.”

That’s more than fair :)

A summing up this movie:

Mayonnaise is the Carol of the office. 

No mayonnaise is delicious. I will fight you. 

That phrase needs to be paraded out Every. Single. DAMN. Time. some blithering idiot breaks out “BuT COnTenT oF ChARActR nOt ColoUr oF SkIN!!!¡¡1