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She’s a cool mom.”

The four women, pictured without makeup:

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR GUNS!!!

Biden:

...“and needs to really dig their heels into their *tween* / teen / college aged market”

There’s a video somewhere proving I have eaten 15 eggs worth of deviled eggs.

I pledge allegiance to this post. 

I was feeling this until the “tween” part.

My pops, who used to gets shingles almost every year until he finally took his stubborn ass in and got vaccinated agrees.

I see you “pick yourself up by your bootstraps!!11! commenters.

Edit the 500,00 FFS.

Thank you! It makes me grind my teeth when people still use this incorrect tidbit as an analogy. 

Instagram is Garbage’ would be a much more accurate title.

Waiting for a tweet from The Orange DumpsterFire saying “They weren’t Mexico’s finest anyway.”

That’s what I was afraid of.

I spent my youth loving and listening to these women. It was my first experience with female rappers who took unabashed ownership of and pride in their sexuality.

If a rich white woman feels this way, imagine how immigrants, non-cis, non-christian, and PoC feel. At the end of the day, she’s *still* protected by her upperclass whiteness.

this is a serious article and should be taken as such.

That is the first thing I think of whenever I see a picture of him. Dude’s one inch away from being able to finagle that mess into that ponytail your white uncle Joseph wears to accentuate his shell necklace and REI hiking sandals