I just hate them because I’m apparently the last person on earth who actually washes their face. Old-school hand dryers had louvers you could flip up to dry your face, but these new ones don’t. I’m currently working in a space with no paper towels in the bathrooms, and I’m carrying a hankerchief to wipe my hands and…

Except they arent, and at least not any more than anything else. Also bacteria are fairly harmless usually since we’ve evolved some solid mechanisms to deal with the vast majority of them.

If you are using actual anti-bacterial wipes vs sanitation wipes, they’ll contribute to superbacteria, rendering anti-bacterial properties useless.

Your jeans fronts are probably more gross than anything you find in the bathroom. The surface is kept nice & warm from your body heat, unless you’re one of the few people that wash their jeans after every use stuff is building up on them, food drops down there, dogs jump up on laps. Hell wiping yourself down after…

For me, nothing can top the awesomeness of the Dyson Airblade. I wish I could install one at home. Bring on the pathogens!

Dude’s resume is fantastic, there’s no question about it - and perhaps that SHOULD be the criteria used to choose who gets the honor. But until they change the rule, it’s not.

But that’s not really what he said in his tweet. He said he made American history and that he was exclusive via a coin toss is dishonorable. #blackhistorymonth. His tweet really doesn’t have much to do with black history month, so throwing it on there at the end feels a little like someone playing the race card. If he…

The process for picking the flag bearer has nothing to do with “qualifications”. Folks are voted on by their peers, and in the event of a tie, the winner is chosen by coin flip. A black athlete lost to a white athlete in a popular contest combined with a coin flip. Are you suggesting that the other athletes did not…

What exactly are the qualifications you are referring to? Unless we know what instructions the voters representing the committees received you cant assume medal count means anything.

Did you consider that maybe “accomplishment” isn’t the sole criteria by which their fellow Olympians cast their votes? Did you consider that the last person to carry the American flag at the opening ceremonies (Todd Lodwick) had only won a single silver medal (in a team event, no less) prior to his selection?

The preeminent speed skater of his generation couldn’t get a majority of 8 peers to vote for him over a bronze luger. I wouldn’t take that as a sign of being super ultra respected, either.

Looking at his wikipedia, he had Apollo Ohno throw a race to make the Olympics one year. This dude is a peach.

So let me get this straight.

Rock-Paper-Scissors conducted under international rules, which means it’s played on a wider rink.

Guy just looks like a total asshole. A coin flip has nothing to do with black history month, or race in general.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

The fact that this guy lost fair and square and goes to Twitter to post a flagrantly misleading rant (he implies that the winner was solely decided by a coin flip, not that the flip was used due to a tied vote) is probably a clue to why he failed to gain the respect of enough of his peers to become the flag bearer.

“dishonorably tossed a coin to decide its 2018 flag bearer”.

Little straggly strands of hair covering his face, his bald pate shining. Ugh, ugh, ugh!

Yeah, I’m sure someone trained an AI network with millions of pictures of plucked chickens to create this fake video.