I rub it all over both of my inner thighs, covering more flesh than I think I need to. I go over twice.

My thighs just eat things like that with every step, rendering them useless. I love slips and slip shorts for lounging, but I couldn’t wear them to stop chafing.

That’s why I buy the travel size and carry it around with me. A quick trip to the restroom and a swipe on each thigh takes care of it if it is particularly hot and swampy.

It has to do with your hips. Even though I have big hips, even when I was thinner, my thighs rubbed.

I thought the same thing until I tried it. It is miraculous. No more rashes! No more weird suntans when you walk a lot before going to the beach. You can get travel sized ones at REI or running stores for $5. It usually lasts almost the entire summer. I refuse to wear bike shorts or the like under skirts and…

If karma was real, she would be behind on her taxes and her house gets sold at tax sale...to the nice real estate investor. :)

Good to know, good to know.

I’ve recently been reading that spray on sunscreen - at least of the mineral variety - isn’t good because you can inhale the zinc and titanium particles which causes issues with your lungs. Has anyone else read anything about that?

I always knew I was a delicate fucking flower.

Did you just name drop the Dormant Commerce Clause? I love the Dormant Commerce Clause - I think of it every time i see a semi with mudflaps.

Lucky ducks.

In my experience with lactose intolerance and not eating red meat for several years, ho does the occasional gluten-fest not completely fuck with their digestive system? When I ate red meat for the first time after abstaining, i shat my brains out for several hours. And if I eat certain dairy products - ice cream for…

As someone who feels like her student loans will never be paid off, if I could do it all over again I would have paid towards the interest on my unsubsidized loans in undergrad and law school.

That’s why I think meeting for coffee after one or two messages should happen. Coffee doesn’t take long, there isn’t a huge time commitment. If you really aren’t into it, you can finish and leave in 30-45 minutes tops without is seeming too weird. Everyone always suggests drinks though. And even when I would say,…

I tried dating apps for a while...but I gave up when I realized that all I was doing was messaging with some of the guys. I actually would like for a guy to send me a message similar to the one Patrick wrote above - I even put in my profile, “Just ask me to coffee; messaging back and forth is tiring and I’d rather…

Yep, I read about him years ago on CDAN. I was confused by this article because I thought this had been well-known for a while now.

I ran into the same thing in Thailand and India. But hotel rooms aren’t usually that big, so it doesn’t take that long to cool down.

I have major resting bitch face. I recently had to renew my passport, and re-took my picture because in the first I looked like an international assassin completely bored with her life of killing foreign dignitaries, so she may have to go off script and kill someone just for fun. Not really a look that will get me…

Busting through that confetti eye would be so much fun

I’m one of those “don’t like left overs” people. Some things are fine - chinese food, some pastas, BBQ. Other than that, yuck.