I wanted John Goodman to be my dad. And I had a huge crush on James Gandolfini.

My answer is usually: Jeep Wrangler or a Subaru Outback. Brand-spanking new. Must have heated seats. People usually stare at me in confusion.

I love granny panties. The bigger the better.

I would love good old-fashioned jeans that are actually denim to come back. But, what I really want is for stores to stop fucking around and changing material composition every damn month! I have a pair of dark gray jeggings from Gap outlet which are AMAZING. I have gained 30 lbs, and they still fit. I can’t…

But they’re not flattering to everyone’s figure - I’m short-waisted and have big boobs. I look like one giant lump in mom jeans. Also: polterwang

I’m somewhere around -11.00 in both eyes and I can see great with my gas permeable contacts. I actually can see better than my friends who have technically better vision, but wear soft contacts.

Guns aren’t banned in Chicago anymore. Haven’t been since 2010 when the Supreme Court overturned the ban as unconstitutional. If you’re going to try to use Chicago as some sort of cautionary tale, please get your facts right.

My best conversation with a Lyft driver was about politics. It was in January, right before the inauguration. Being a woman of a certain age, it was time for my annual mammogram; it was also after work, so I was tired and cranky for a multitude of reasons. Then, I tried to get on the subway to finally head home…

Agreed. I wouldn’t say I have an ED, but my relationship with food could definitely be called dysfunctional, and I think many people are the same way.

I can never be a politician, because my response would be something like:

I was just wondering however I get through life without opinions, since semen hasn’t penetrated any of my tissues in about 2 years!

I got one after taking a bath with one of those bath bombs. I now only shower.

Yes it is. It was an interesting read.

Years ago I read that Laura is actually pretty liberal all around, to the point that the only Republican she probably voted for was her husband. And even that isn’t 100%.

Based upon what happened to a family member of a former co-worker, they are put on the next flight out of the country and then the US wipes their hands of them. Long, long story short - family member overstayed their visa, and was on their way back to the States from a trip overseas; was flagged at Customs and…

That is my thought too - he should have walked on stage and told Faye and Warren a mistake was made (out of range of the mics), handed the correct envelope over, and let them handle it. At that point the audience would have realized something was amiss, and hopefully the La La Land crew would have stopped going to…

The thing is, neither one had to address the crowd; he or she could have walked over to Faye and Warren,told them they were inadvertently handed the wrong envelope, hand them the correct envelope, and leave the stage. Don’t look at the audience and leave Faye and Warren to deal with it. Warren knew there was…

That doesn’t sound immigration - looks like it has to do with tax evasion pf a subsidiary or something.

How is she at smiting? :)

I am totally open to suggestions