It would also make work better. Unfortunately, my appointment with my potentially new psychiatrist isn’t until the 30th. Until then, I will be dying a little more every day from the rage strokes.

Oh, I already am, my dear. I already am.

1 valium a day? Just asking because I could really use a valium right now.

Supply-side Jesus! That is going to be used a lot by me.

Julianne, don’t wait to take dramamine! That’s just asking to puke. As a lifelong sufferer of motion sickness who didn’t stop puking in planes til I was in my 20s, I know these things. I hope y’all have puke bags.

Yes, call it a settlement. It doesn’t sound as bad to “true Americans.”

I imagine it will be a lot like class actions - they’ll get a list of all the accounts that have been screwed over by Navient and send letters to everyone affected. There will be instructions on what you have to do, and if a settlement is reached, you’ll probably get a check in the mail.

These confirmation hearings have given me the gumption to apply for jobs that I am not really qualified for! Thanks Republicans!

The US was never “true democracy” because it wasn’t formed to be that way. We’re a democratic republic, which is what the Founding Fathers intended.

Naw, man. We can also speak in whole sentences and spell correctly. Nice try, though.

I have been hearing a lot lately about issues in Evanston. But I didn’t think it was this bad!

But who follows the car? If he was a criminal, with some sort of bar - potential weapon? - I wouldn’t want to follow him. Sure, I might call 911, tell them what happened and give the address/which direction they are heading, but that is the extent of my duty.

I hate this. I know we’re supposed to be the “inclusive” party, but this is verging on the ridiculous. This is war, time to fight. There must be a small group who is willing to get a little dirty for the good of the people. Do we not have any blackmail on these people? Seriously? What the fuck people? It’s time…

Chicago!

I get around the Netflix tax by sharing my mom’s account. I also try to go to DuPage for larger purchases...like Ikea. Hello, Bolingbrook!

I want out of Chicago so badly. I’ve lived here 18 years, and I just can’t cope with it anymore. Or people. I hate people. I want to live alone, with just my cat. No access to internet “news”, or really any news at all. But I’ll be happy - for the time being - with out of Chicago.

I just listened to a podcast about this - episode 124 of 99% Invisible. Basically, Out of Time was the most politically significant album in the US because of this. I remember Rock the Vote, but I don’t remember the postcards on the longbox.

She isn’t 100% “pure” as some people seem to demand of their legislators and presidents. Someone actually said they demand purity on certain topics on a different article. No one can be 100% pure, and if you think so you have no idea how law-making really works. They don’t call it sausage-making because it sounds…

I’m not a doctor, but my mom’s a nurse and good friends with one of the doctor’s he works with. I could probably get him to write a bunch of Rxs.

Oh yeah. I even copy and paste recipes into Word and print them up. Some day I’ll put them in a binder.