conspiracy theorist K.C. Houseman (John Bradley, Game of Thrones) believe her.

I’d like to turn in my classmate’s cousin’s friend’s neighbor.

This was a super cool and interesting read -- educational distractions from work for the win!

What an entitled and unempathetic opinion you have. Why don’t you keep it to yourself. Nobody currently suffering in the Gulf coast cares what you think.

This storm was such a surprise.

Storms coming from the Gulf are some of the real dangerous ones because the water is shallow and usually warm which lets storms gather strength considerably. That’s what happened with Michael, which I think caught a lot of people off-guard with how fast it gathered strength.

the switch to USB-C means you can just use the ever-growing pile of cables you’ve probably already got sitting in a drawer.

I think the governor is stalling and spaceship Hawaii is just taking longer to refuel than expected.

Two sentences on *what* FCA agreed to be guilty of, instead of just a link, would have lifted this article tremendously. 

This assigns too much importance to feminists. Afghanistan was never invaded to protect women or to appease western feminists. It was invaded to protect US National security and economic interests, period. Feminist lobbying would have had no bearing on the decision to invade Afghanistan either way.

Aliens: What took you so long? We thought you would’ve made it here sooner since your 1969 moon landing.

Well damn, now you're making the empty vacuum of space sound pretty damned nice.

They look more like spade bits for a drill.

Later in the interview, Kurtzman stated he “wants to get much weirder” with the Star Trek franchise and begin “pushing the boundaries much further than I think most people would want.”

I guess getting typhus from a rat is better than giving typhus to a rat.

Gun to my head, I don’t think I could describe a single frame of it

Does the shark get to sing?

Conservatives don’t give a shit about anything but doing the opposite of Democrats. I am African American and been alive since Reagan was in office. I used to at least kinda get the conservative mindset when it comes to spending and small government. But they changed to something unamerican in every sense. 

This is my favorite line of the article: