What the heck is going on on the Mountain Dew label? On the can it looks like the Mountain Man is lining up the shot as the banker flees to the outhouse... and on the bottle it looks like he nailed him. Or maybe Sr. Dew just caught his brother/cousin in the hen house with his sister/wife and this... is how that…

What the heck is going on on the Mountain Dew label? On the can it looks like the Mountain Man is lining up the shot as the banker flees to the outhouse... and on the bottle it looks like he nailed him. Or maybe Sr. Dew just caught his brother/cousin in the hen house with his sister/wife and this... is how that…

What the heck is going on on the Mountain Dew label? On the can it looks like the Mountain Man is lining up the shot as the banker flees to the outhouse... and on the bottle it looks like he nailed him. Or maybe Sr. Dew just caught his brother/cousin in the hen house with his sister/wife and this... is how that…

What the heck is going on on the Mountain Dew label? On the can it looks like the Mountain Man is lining up the shot as the banker flees to the outhouse... and on the bottle it looks like he nailed him. Or maybe Sr. Dew just caught his brother/cousin in the hen house with his sister/wife and this... is how that…

What the heck is going on on the Mountain Dew label? On the can it looks like the Mountain Man is lining up the shot as the banker flees to the outhouse... and on the bottle it looks like he nailed him. Or maybe Sr. Dew just caught his brother/cousin in the hen house with his sister/wife and this... is how that…

When someone close to you dies, going through their books and music (and holding to some or all the library) is a way of remembering that person and staying connected to that person. It's also a way to learn about your family. I'm sure many of us have gone through the LPs of that uncle who died before we were born,…

So then... there's a 10 to 1 chance that at any given moment I'm not dreaming. Continuing this line of thought; the next time I'm dreaming it's actually more probable that I'm awake and what I think is a dream is actually happening?

Is this like that time I glued wings to the side of my Volkswagen because I wanted everyone to think I had a flying car? But all I ended up with was a car that couldn't fit into any parking space and of course... couldn't actually fly.

Well... if you're wearing Chainmail then you're not exactly naked now are you?

My good sir... I stand corrected. I had yet to realize that France was now home to not just artisanal cheese, wine, and snobbishness.... but robots as well. "Hand crafted by Hand-crafted Robots in the shade of the French Alps". Oui Oui. Je m'appele Impressed.

"are hand-made in France, using the most current technology.. for $378"

As I understand it, here in the States any indecent action committed in a public space can qualify as indecent exposure or a lewd act. But that's going by the letter of the law. I believe it's often interpreted however based on expectation of privacy.

I think you're quite right. It's funny, I was discussing columnar basalt with a colleague right before this article popped up.

Yah! Occam was a jerk.

Now we know where all those unused Parsecs went.

They're treasure hunters. They want to profit from the find and are clearly being very careful about what to show the public until they decide how to handle what they have.

Paraphrasing what I wrote a year ago:

Law of the Jungle #2: Nothing with castors can be threatening.

I dunno... Coast Guard?

It depends on the 9V battery really.