@OtherTimes: No wait-

As an interesting side note; studies show that carpooling is down 6% this year compared to last year.

So this research is suggesting a connection between premonition and sexual arousal?

My brothers really wanted to deep fry a turkey this year.

Change the color coded alert levels? Why? The system does exactly what it was designed to do; keep us in perpetual fear of our own mortality and justify the existence of the Department of Homeland Security. I mean... it was ALWAYS yellow or orange. Why have a terror alert system that tells you the world is safe? …

@maimfromaway: This is something that bears looking into.

Gel inserts? Been flying with those in my shoes for years, most recently last week. Never been an issue.

"What they do is annoy the hell out of your fellow passengers, cause delays, and leave everyone involved aggravated."

I mean no disrespect to Mrs. Tracy Caldwell Dyson, but I have a sneaking suspicion that many girls would look pretty damn hot in that pose with that scenery.

@RutgerHauer: "That's no Moon..."

@Eric Swenson: My thought exactly. It must be hard to lean in a micro gravity environment.

Assuming places that don't have heat will not have electricity (not always the case, I know), I would expect most to warm these papooses in hot water. My concern then would be for infants getting scalded as they are too quickly sealed in a pouch that could easily have boiling water trapped inside it.

In other words, using an ionizing Tertion 4 laser and a net of graphene laced Metamaterials (knitted by the Fates themselves) kept at a constant 0.1e4 degrees Kelvin, and contained all in parallel but diametrically opposed Closed Temporal Loops running through the Warp Core at Relativistic Speeds, we finally have our…

Does this mean you would have to take off your pants to answer the phone?

Wait. We've been listening for alien radio chatter for 50 years? Does Carl Sagan know about this?

@xyglyx: HATE CRIME!!

@mensrea: Quite right, sometimes my fingers get away from me when I'm typing. Just one of many reasons why I am not a stenographer.

@xyglyx: Actually what I wanted was "Holier than thou".

@alex92592: I know... My last backup phone was 10 GBP and it was a candy bar design that made and received calls and texts. Dig a bit deeper and it had an alarm function too.

@sleepneed: Oh, we're deep in the valley now, and Gemenoid-F won't be helping us climb out of it anytime soon.