@OtherTimes: Blood Camera: The Rising

I think that's the wrong photo for the article....-

@niccohel: Nope. That's where I keep the drugs. That way if the cops kick down the door and find search the place, they'll think it's the baby's coke. He's a minor and has no priors so they'll probably just let him off with community service and a fine or something.

Nope. I think you guys got it wrong. The bottom rack is for brooms and mops and swiffers (both dry and wet-jet), the middle shelves are for swiffer dusters and whisk brooms and dust pans, and the top shelf is for pastries.

@☆Giroro G66☆: Ah... Hello? Safe-crackers? Eavesdroppers?

@Nitesh: Stare? You're supposed to be listening.

@rimplestultskin: "small never equals futureproof."

Oh No! Anyone know the opposite of Cocoa-licious? 'Cuz, this is it!

@Armuun: Are you implying that this is a Bending unit?

I love the Hand Koozies. but I have to ask, just whose protection are they for? His? Or... ours?

I'm Late. It's tired.

@smkm: They're obviously quoting another sign... maybe one about parking violations or something. There's probably a bibliography on the back.

@Wheema: I don't know about that...

Okay... doubling posting...

When leaving Heathrow, sometimes they ask me to take off my shoes and place them on the conveyor belt when I go through security. Sometimes they don't.

@Exilm: REALLY!

I mean... I'm no Air-oh-notikal N-Jen-ear, but seems like an easy fix to me. Why not put windmills on the tops of planes and make all that turbulence and windspeed work for us for a change?

@Michael Arago: I think you missed what I was getting at. Unfortunately there's no Barry White font out there yet that I'm aware of. So perhaps a little background music is what's called for.

Hey baby, mind if I spread you open with my spider (yeah, that's what it's called), and insert my rigid instrument. Or maybe some universal suction is just what the doctor ordered, but only if you're feeling flexible.

@Clancycoop: Technically, even comments are superfluous. Old articles used to be printed in Newspapers or Magazines and didn't have comment sections. If you wanted to complain about something in the paper, you bitched to your friend at lunch. (For those of you more prone to griping, you could write a letter to the…