"What they do is annoy the hell out of your fellow passengers, cause delays, and leave everyone involved aggravated."

I mean no disrespect to Mrs. Tracy Caldwell Dyson, but I have a sneaking suspicion that many girls would look pretty damn hot in that pose with that scenery.

@RutgerHauer: "That's no Moon..."

@Eric Swenson: My thought exactly. It must be hard to lean in a micro gravity environment.

Assuming places that don't have heat will not have electricity (not always the case, I know), I would expect most to warm these papooses in hot water. My concern then would be for infants getting scalded as they are too quickly sealed in a pouch that could easily have boiling water trapped inside it.

In other words, using an ionizing Tertion 4 laser and a net of graphene laced Metamaterials (knitted by the Fates themselves) kept at a constant 0.1e4 degrees Kelvin, and contained all in parallel but diametrically opposed Closed Temporal Loops running through the Warp Core at Relativistic Speeds, we finally have our…

Does this mean you would have to take off your pants to answer the phone?

Wait. We've been listening for alien radio chatter for 50 years? Does Carl Sagan know about this?

@xyglyx: HATE CRIME!!

@mensrea: Quite right, sometimes my fingers get away from me when I'm typing. Just one of many reasons why I am not a stenographer.

@xyglyx: Actually what I wanted was "Holier than thou".

@alex92592: I know... My last backup phone was 10 GBP and it was a candy bar design that made and received calls and texts. Dig a bit deeper and it had an alarm function too.

@sleepneed: Oh, we're deep in the valley now, and Gemenoid-F won't be helping us climb out of it anytime soon.

@OtherTimes: Blood Camera: The Rising

I think that's the wrong photo for the article....-

@niccohel: Nope. That's where I keep the drugs. That way if the cops kick down the door and find search the place, they'll think it's the baby's coke. He's a minor and has no priors so they'll probably just let him off with community service and a fine or something.

Nope. I think you guys got it wrong. The bottom rack is for brooms and mops and swiffers (both dry and wet-jet), the middle shelves are for swiffer dusters and whisk brooms and dust pans, and the top shelf is for pastries.

@☆Giroro G66☆: Ah... Hello? Safe-crackers? Eavesdroppers?

@Nitesh: Stare? You're supposed to be listening.

@rimplestultskin: "small never equals futureproof."