@lololzak: I drank some of that years ago. I don't remember the taste, I just recall feeling really sorry for the snake.

@Ben Babcock: "From the first to last, I'll give'em a blast so fast that their life is past before their ass has even hit the Grass."

@Black Knight Rebel: Agreed. Don't be Just Another Statistic.

I had to think about it for a while. I felt that there must be something in this world I am obsessed with, or at least unconditionally passionate about.

@WestwoodDenizen: I predict that he'll only do the 5 years for the possession of child pornography at the most. So in essence (because concurrent sentences are simply a way of putting multiple things on your permanent record without punishing you for each individually) he won't serve a day of the Perverting the…

@ddhboy: When Microsoft announced that it was killing Windows Mobile and starting from scratch my ears perked up and I let myself get a little excited.

You know what? They're bluffing. It's like they know that if they get our expectations up, we'll be like, #sarcasm "oh cool another smartphone that does everything all the other phones do. Whoo-hoo. Who cares."

There may be a better chance of you getting slapped by a clown at your girlfriend's Mom's new husband's son's from his first marriage 7th birthday party, after drunkenly insinuating that all clowns think magnets work by magic, than by dying in a plane crash (of course sadly there is no repudiable organization that…

@funstraw: Elegantly stated

The last metal lunchbox, from 1976?

@failtroll_is_fail: In times of economic distress people have to find ways to save somehow. Personally I choose to cut back on gourmet chocolate (and evidently proof-reading, judging by the errors in my initial post). These guys have decided that the art of chocolatiering is worth the scruffy chins, and clearly have…

I thought Chocolate was good. Then I had it with Bacon.

@Spoony Bard: 'Cuz then the kids wouldn't watch.

@Agrippa: My thoughts exactly. They built an ultralight glider with flexible wings. What role did that play in the actual flight? The source link appears to be broken.

@Nelson: I figure this guy ended up ordering a martini.

Oh no! This place must be classy. The wine list is on one of those iPad things. Pressure's on... don't screw this up. Everyone's looking at you. I was just going to order the Yellowtail Rose. But then they'll think I'm uncultured. Maybe I should go for this one, the '82 Haut Briand. Old is classy right? …

@Z-01_Lancelot: Haven't the foggiest, but it looks good to me.

I like this.

@twfmek: I didn't even have to think "TK-421? Where've I heard that before?" It's so ingrained. And I imagine a fair number of us here are the same way.