PORN is not okay, but this to me is far more offensive than any Viagra and silicone fueled threesome.

@tastes_like_burning: "Mustachioed Italian mushroom munching plumber seeks perpetually purloined princess for walks on the beach, go-kart races, and other misadventures. Must love dinos."

@raincoaster: Yeah... until he gets his silicone girlfriend pregnant. Then we're all screwed.

The scene looks like the waiting room outside the office of a Miami chiropractor.

Can you just rest the cup flat on its bottom and use it like a normal coffee mug, or would that throw off the trajectory?

@sassafras_: Yes yes yes... and Thomas Hobbes asked Jeeves, who referred him to John Calvin. And the rest of course, is history.

Yah, I'm a bit lost. I've had the same iPod for about 4 years. It plays mp3s when I'm running or strolling to work... should it do other things? I have a smart phone and laptop for, you know, life. Why would I want to buy a new iPod and then find a use for my old one?

@adrian15: No, but you've initiated the process by which it may one day exist.

@The Artgineer: Look at it this way, the internet is a collective entity comprised of countless human engagements, either with each other, or with technology. In such a community individuality itself has no place and is essentially non-existent.

Of course.

@UWAZell: Oh I know. My Aussie friends go into absolute hysterics whenever anyone insinuates that Australians drink Fosters. It is definitely the easiest (and certainly the most fun) way to get an Aussie angry.

This is more like it.

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Agreed. He's no Inanimate Carbon Rod.

@Stem_Sell: Shopped? Autoshopped maybe. It's just a little something something I threw together in my garage. Try Hot&Spicy V8 for a high octane speed burst.

@Stem_Sell: I don't know... I'm still waiting for the V8 Engine.

Hmm.... can you chose whose urine they use? A great way to immortalize grandma.

@BobotheTeddy: And if the Wine you drink, the Lip you press,

@KTown Hoonboy: I agree. And we don't know enough. A cable breaking under tension could slice through a skull easy. However, if they were towing a vehicle with the cable, then I would expect the diameter to be of a size that would not slice through her skull as much as pulverize it.

I was travelling for a job last summer. Prior to, and even following, my departure, the schedule was continually being revised, and in the end I was left with over three weeks in Eurasia by myself... to explore... on my own. Granted three weeks is not a year, and I did not have the luxury of my own transport (or…

"But then popping a box isn't as fun as popping a bottle."