This made me Happy.

@Applerain: "And Star wipe"

@MacTodd: Definitely be true. I've been sitting here in the same Darth Vader costume for the past 25 years.

@MacTodd: Yeah... but you wear that everyday.

Stretching?! A new feature? The Caramello guy's been doing it since the '80s.

First off, one of them is called "GoBot".

Finally. Now we can turn grandma's bathroom into the padded cell she needs.

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The first guy who claims to find Waldo should get banned.

Is there a petition we can sign to get Nintendo to introduce a Wii with faux-wood paneling? If there is, I'll sign it twice.

Are you telling me I have to wait another 200 years for some of the sweet sweet Moon Helium?

Call me when they patent shoes that fit perfectly on either foot.

@Crisss1205: Google Giggles Comedy Club

What about straight couples that aren't married? I imagine this will work to their benefit as well.

So.... do the wounded power lines eventually heal?

Find a practical use for it:

Is this a political statement about the BP Oil Spill?

@LegacyCrono: An astronaut Triceratops playing backgammon with a robotic cowboy?

Nope. Should be the other way around. Dinosaurs rode robots. That's the big secret Paleontologists don't want you to know.

Hey. It's 3Am and I'm just joining this party. I haven't read the article and should be be asleep. Am I correct in interpreting this as saying that gravity is stronger at active tectonic margins and weaker at passive ones? The idealized surface of the gravity field stretches 80+ meters higher at places with high…