Seems fine: global warming going faster than expected, according to a landmark UN report out today, by basically any metric—the oceans are warmer and more acidic, the glaciers are melting, and “coastal extreme events” are getting worse. Unless we change everything, a billion people will be affected.

Oh my fuck, LOL.

Big surprise: a person who was pampered, isolated, and catered to throughout their childhood, who has surrounded their self with Yes-Men for decades, who has an enter operation within the government to censor his newsfeed for only positive news has a skewed and crooked perspective of the world.

AND the Senate just voted down his “emergency” at the border!

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thinks he talks like a bad knockoff of 80's mobsters. It’s like this dipshit watched Goodfellas and thought that was how to criminal properly.

Yep.

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the…

It’s part and parcel of Trump’s standard strategy.

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

I think one of the previous articles on this subject had more about why it’s so difficult to do well.

But I’d...I’d accept that outcome. Because even Nikki Haley is better than the shitstain currently in office.

I think a lot of things are possible, BUT I think we can count on Trump taking some of his base with him because he will be so mad at the “traitors” in his party. 

Where you err, I imagine, is in assuming there exist any Republicans who don’t already know and remain completely untroubled by the fact that Trump has done some seriously bad shit.

Does that make Splinter the kind woman helping Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats break free of Donald Trump?

So let’s say republican senators want to see the complaint because they truly think there could be some really seriously bad shit. Then that convinces 13 of them to vote for impeachment.

Jimmy, shut the fuck up. 

Yeah... and I clicked the article hoping to read some legit insightful commentary on the state of sex in games. Instead, this reads more like a random excuse to point and laugh.

I am.

Everyone in this country deserves a vigorous and robust defense. That’s how our legal system works (or should work, anyway).