FIFTY STARS 4 UUU. I have worked for the government, and it’s surprising anybody uses the .gov e-mail or related services AT ALL. I don’t mean to badmouth any gov IT people coz I imagine they don’t have the resources they need-but uhm, yeah. To file under: you could only believe in gov’t conspiracy theories if you…

Welp, I guess it all depends on who rushes into this power vacuum. I know peeps are scared of Paul Ryan trying to take Medicare down while all this other bad shit is going on. There’s so much bad shit, it’s hard to know where to wipe, really. I guess we better all split up the bad shit and specialize, or some snake or…

Maybe somebody could send him a copy of that Kevin Kline movie Dave where Kline is a presidential impersonator coz the real prez died and then he has to fake his own death to escape that life. Like, preferably before Dec. 19th. Inspiration!

nah man, this guy is super-conservative. was a DT fan at first, even. that’s how bad this is.

And thank god for that meteor in 2017 or wouldn’t we be screwed

I am also mystified by Jared Kuschner. I mean. Does collaborating protect you, I wonder.

Everybody, we all gotta reign in our gag reflexes and push back at all the people who are into this stuff...woof.

Hoping he won’t make it through the second week. I don’t know how his transition compares to others in modern history, but given that his SON IN LAW is using it as an opportunity to purge family enemies from the future administration, I can’t see how it could possibly hold up. At least I’m hoping they just eat…

There was an article in The Stir before the election that included a line saying that “the wages of smug is Trump.” Now I’m not at all opposed to the idea that we all have to be better and more thoughtful generally, and pay attention to the suffering among us, but the fact that tens of millions of adult voters could…

The Slot has been a friggin beacon, yo. We need the writers here to keep doing what they’ve been doing. Look, if DT is prevented from holding scary-ass rallies because he is in court, coz he is being sued every day of the administration, then so be it. Please take care of yourselves and don’t hesitate to tell us if we…

PT vs. the God of the Old Testament: who has more funding? who has the stamina?

Yeah-somebody was pointing out this morning that the worldviews of Pence and Theter Piel are not exactly compatible...

I would like for him to intervene in DAPL, free Chelsea Manning, and give fake nuclear codes but

Right after the projectile vomiting stops.

Yeah, I’ve mostly been assailed by nausea and have spent too much time on Twitter. I can barely be arsed to take a piss when needed, so.

nah-25.6% of eligible voters. still too many. blerk, I have to go back to projectile vomiting.

Oh man, sing it. I do research administration in Spain (want to talk about depressing) and I’ve been encouraging a few of our biomed people to collaborate with U.S.-based scientists and try to get NIH money. The reality is that any cuts made now will take some time-as in years- to filter down, but even so, like dude,…

I admit to still being bummed that instead of trying to build on existing progress, we’ve got to now just try to ensure basic safety for a lot of people who otherwise would’ve been safe and keep everything from burning down. I resent the fuck out of this, but we’ve got to get into it. Blerk.

Not to mention that many of his business ventures have to have actually been illegal. I mean. That university?

I suspect these are the same people who will blame an abused woman and ask her why she didn’t just leave and not see any reason to sympathize. I’m not one for confrontation, but this is not a time to cower and hope your Man Project goes better this time.