ooo where does one order the bird bag?

Mark! So good. Everybody follow Mark on Twitter. Also, this seems apt:

I’m sure it wasn’t the uh, general hugeness of the U.S. or that, well, land invasion is not trending in the developed world at present, but hey, you never know...

Not only is the “Christian” excuse really a problem here, but so is the fact that he acted in an incompetent manner by not serving a customer in spite of being part of the (All Hail) Private Sector. I mean, that would be failure squared...

Super song. Love the original too.

Green Garden 4evah

I was too sullen at my own wedding for my mother’s taste. And I was happy. Gothface 4 lyyyfe

I have a side-gig as an academic article editor. I’m SURE Cosmo editors are more glam and interesting, but uhm, what is the attraction? Do they have secrets to combat eyestrain? Do they wear something not elastic waistbandy when they work at home? Do they not lollygag on Jezebel when they need to meet a deadline,…

omg, did you see her with peter dinklage? straight peed myself.

Gonna go cut a check for the ACS right now and just skip all this.

Yeah, I’m not clear as to why a notable segment of our society seems to think that death threats are a perfectly ok way to deal with disagreement. I’ve been out of the habit of eating meat for a long time now (though I’ll never say no to a big potato omelette or a fondue pot...), enough to know that no matter how much…

Maybe so but it seems like a lot resources not to mention unnecessary stigma when we could, I dunno, just get over ourselves instead.

Tell yer ma to never go to France. A lot of public bathrooms are mixed. I waited outside a gas station bathroom until I thought my bladder might explode because I didn’t realize right away that it was mixed gender. Nothing happened when I went in except, you know, relief.

Embrace the Basques.

Same. Lacto-ovo for decades at this point, love cheese, know about cows, can’t let go of the pizzzzahhh. Most of the vegans I’ve met are pretty extreme-at least the ones I’ve known have swung from being totally no animal products at all to eating lots of meat all the time. There is just a lack of moderation there that…

The kike agenda, amirite. how it varies from the dyke agenda or the mike and ike agenda, I couldn’t tell. I guess I’d have to ask that fine gent up there.

Depending on how many beers I’d had, I would’ve been tempted to drop trou and ‘prove’ my sex at that point, moon-side up. Ugh, ugh, this is ridic.

But lay off Big Pasta, my dude-them’s the good guys.

I guess misogynist violence just isn’t a novelty :( :(

Maybe he’s running for a place in the Trumpinet. Which woe betide us to even joke about...