She DOES. She looks like the child of Kim Kardashian and Bert, of Bert and Ernie.

I don’t have any children and just thinking about it makes me feel like I need some one-on-one time with my sofa.

WITH YOU. And my mom worked. And even so, we can’t relate as adults. It really sucks.

Yeah-interesting how nobody was like BOO JOHN LEGEND HOW DARE YE LEAVE YER SQUALLING SHIT MACHINE...

And all the time with his butt out in the air. I don’t even know how you get that sort of confidence, but maybe being a crazy good musician and dancer helps...

or Alice’s Restaurant (sorry, it hopped to mind)

Maybe he sat in something and had to use the auxiliary pants. It happens. To me, anyway.

I had a neighbor who was in his late 50s and about to take early retirement after working in a factory his whole life-he was very strong and healthy and had a rich family life. He came down with flu AND pneumonia at once. The way it was described to me, and I have a hard time understanding it, is that his lung tissue…

I accompanied my Euro co-worker on her first trip to the U.S. for our job and we went to Walgreens EVERY DAY. She was fecking FASCINATED. Drugs and shampoo and candy ALL IN THE SAME PLACE OMG.

And get a flu shot too. Dang, I need to start doing that. God, I’m so bummed out.

Oh god Zara-the pants for people who never walked anywhere and thus have no leg muscles. Also, Jia, I think I know why everything was too small-if they sell to Zalando, they’re doing Euro sizes. I live in the Spanish state and I buy shoes from Zalando online. I wear medium sizes in the US but here I wear a large-in…

I did not read this in case I end up watching the show sometime. I just want those owl pajamas. But, you know, in blue.

she probably gets special injections to stifle her sweat glands. and also works out 6 hours a day anyway, so a 3-hour hike is like, nothing, bitchez. I mean, how does anybody look like that anyway, let alone after having 2 kids? Lots of help, probably.

“I also think people that use their kids as an excuse to be shitty friends to people that were there for their big life event(s) are kind of immature.”

CDC has a nice timeline explaining all the work that has gone into showing that thimerosol (the source of tiny amounts of mercury in very few vaccines) is almost certainly not an issue. I trained as a metals toxicologist, and the evidence seems pretty good. Do I know what causes autism? No-it’s probably a combination…

She coulda stopped at just Langston or just Attickus (or Atticus?), but she squared it.

The hair is superb, but she’s my age, and if you told me she was 15 years older, I’d believe you...gurl, you got to recognize that however (insensitively) you decide to identify yourself, the tanning booth is doing no favors.

Every time I hear some New and Amazing Story About Childbirth, I am further horrified. Someone lie and say it’s totally a-ok. I might never do it, anyway.

That is smart. I have thought about making myself a fake local name-I have a common first name (in the English-speaking world) and a middle eastern last name that caused seizures in grocery store clerks in the states, but I live in SW Europe where they have trouble with both, so. Been looking at real estate, and…

wise my chubster backside. they’re no different from you or me, they just have a couple years’ more schooling.