That’s some Bosch-level scenery up in there.

That’s fortunate. Mine are also naturally curled and I’ve seen those torture devices people with straight lashes use...ugh nope. Yeah, a lot of guys would look good with a little eyeliner. Or even just regular moisturizer...

Also she is a great writer and very funny. And who among us still looks like we’re 19 years old? Jeebus. People are dumb.

Brody Jenner looks like he might have curled his eyelashes, or even be wearing false ones. Whatever works for him.

She needs a New Kids on the Block intervention, and you can graaadually introduce her to Motley Crue, and then down the road, a little Sepultura.

I would also much rather see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in that state than these anemic strawboys who all look like my little brother. But I am also old, so singitwithmeee

Ha-I actually avoided the physical consequences for the most part by being mousey and invisible, but my friend, who was more outspoken (and is still a friend, yay these 20 years later) did get thwacked a lot in the locker room because she openly challenged the cool girls. My friend soon after transferred to a…

Sounds positively urban. Mine was 40. Mostly people I’d known since the age of 5 or so. A little bit too inbred, really, though some of those people are still my favorite people.

Or he’s actually gotten really unattractive with age and you don’t know what you saw in him and oh maan you’re so lucky to be with your husband.

Ha ha ha haa very nice. I see the girls who were nasty and who made fun of my body when I was in high school when I’m home sometimes-and in my mid-30s I’m about the same as I was when I was 16, which is not exactly model-like, but average at this point. And I see these people who were nasty petty a-holes and they now…

Or hell, we could decide to fund universal school lunch, doing away with the program-for-the-poor-is-a-poor-program problem.

When I was a kid my parents subscribed to the diocesan monthly, which was called The Evangelist (weird, coz there was not remotely any kind of charismatic Christianity going on). The film critics were super-tough in that nearly nothing was approved as “family friendly” or culturally advanced. I think this kind of…

The politics of resentment: pretty much all we got left. Because there are finite human rights to go around, you know. But infinite riches, and I could get mine if I just sucked up to the right people...

Ooo, he’s definitely got to be suffering chronic constipation. Too much Gold Standard anal retention, not enough whole wheat.

Yeah, I kind of felt like I was in 7th grade again and “shlong” was dirty or something.

And people rapidly decided to...be narcissistic and make personal webpages with this newfound power. All the cool tech kids had them in college. With FB, they mostly seem to be reserved for academics now.

I have been trying to avoid them but...Amazon has Mars bars. Also Kinder is good and can be bought from them.

yes-that sounds great!

They’re durable and big enough to put your groceries in. And also: colors...

These are more for shopping than gifts, but I am a big fan: