Well, it’s clean now. 

Well, it’s clean now. 

There’s a Nine Inch Nails song titled “Right Where It Belongs”, and one of the lyrics is “See the animal in its cage that you made”...(or “built”, can’t remember that last word).

I could have gone to my grave without ever knowing about Blippi. 

The free tacos are a trap! It’s about getting everyone outside to hit them with the Kragle!

You don’t need a study to know that lane centering technology is capable, but U.S. road markings are horrible.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:

1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.

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I didn’t watch any of them because Twitter is blocked at work, but the gif in the header was enough to make me feel uncomfortable. I know there’s a certain degree of “friendly fire” to be expected in these situations, but there’s a pretty hard line between taking a couple small splashes and maybe a couple direct hits,…

Oh, they’ve seen women before, just not as human beings.

They get a bit confused when they can’t see where to put the dollar bills!

Yeah, this has a distinctly non-consensual feel to it. She is literally there as a requirement of her job. Kudos to her (i guess?) for being a good sport about it but it feels real yucky to watch the video of enormous men wearing face covering goggles drenching a single, totally unprotected woman with alcohol.

It’s absolutely degrading behavior. Teenager mob mentality.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

There is no next team, he’s done.

Shooting himself in the foot while opposing anti-fascism is in character for new MLS Commissioner Colonel Klink.

People are blaming Mickey for this, but I suspect its just a culmination of his past gaffes—-after all, the Mets have but ONE trustworthy reliever (which Mickey already used and is quite frankly, running into the ground) and their now ridiculously overpaid closer is practically useless.

David Tracy still has his first Jeep. And always will.

I’ve known Jessi since grade school. She was equal parts daring and enjoyable to be around, and we’ll miss her light in this world.

The Mets booth, as always, put it best: