Love you back, Mr. Nutty. 

They’re going to hire desperate interns and random people who dream of becoming sports writers in their second career pay them 10 cents a post.

Oh definitely. I’ve tried to follow as many as I can on twitter so I can see where they end up eventually. 

SPOILER:

Pretty sure that's only temporary. The bigger issue is that just about everybody has quit over there. 

The sudden death of the comments section is definitely going to be the death of deadspin.

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Drew has gone as of this AM. Billy, too I believe. So that leaves what, Roth and Dom? Can’t see either of them sticking around. The big news in social media (just to get back on topic as that is VERY important) is that Twitter is full of outpourings of sorrow, affection and support for the Deadspin folk. Also some…

Can you guys talk about sports some, or maybe bears? How about ranking the best cereals? 

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

My favorite one is the one where they all the townsfolk get together with some torches and gas cans and storm Mr. Burns house so they can burn it down. They make sure to put the boots to his ass medium style and drag him out to watch the fires. Then, once the last fire burned out, and only then, they fed him to his…

To the book depository!

I dunno, I’m partial to the one where Lisa accidentally creates a tiny civilization. Their retaliatory strike on Bart was amazing when I first saw it.

I keep thinking that’s Newt Gingrich.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Help me, I stuck to sports and now I can’t get all this sports off of me. Can you guys get Jolie Kerr to do an article about the best way to get sports off of a nice dress shirt?

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.