#teammallocup

#teammallocup

“What’s a catcher?”

But a parsec is a unit of distance not spe--oh, nevermind.

Lauren, please have some respect and use his full name: Two-Time Stanley Cup Champion Phil Kessel.

Set aside the fact that many people will have evacuated and still be in need of aid...there are a whole host of reasons why people can’t evacuate in a timely manner. Some are physical, some are financial. One might be as simple as a fear of being trapped in a car in a traffic jam with only a few days notice, as was…

How about be thankful you have those options and understand that not everyone else does?

This set is listed as “retiring soon” on Shop Lego (and currently backordered). It probably won’t be around much longer at reasonable prices.

This set is listed as “retiring soon” on Shop Lego (and currently backordered). It probably won’t be around much…

A glimpse into our future....

Shouldn’t you be in prison? 

Magna-Tiles and Magformers are great brands but they’re just that: brands. You’re paying for the name. We bought two 100-packs of these for our son’s preschool: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LZ7L308/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Magna-Tiles and Magformers are great brands but they’re just that: brands. You’re paying for the name. We bought two…

“Now wait a goddamn minute here...”

You mean buy it in January at double the price from third party sellers.

You mean buy it in January at double the price from third party sellers.

Almost always new builds. Anything repeated from year to year is usually a refined build in the case of vehicles or new prints / molds for minifigs.

Almost always new builds. Anything repeated from year to year is usually a refined build in the case of vehicles or…

The advent calendars become hard to find (at reasonable prices) the closer you get to December. Get them early.

The advent calendars become hard to find (at reasonable prices) the closer you get to December. Get them early.

Aside from being generally prepared and not overestimating your abilities, OBEY THE FUCKING SIGNS. The sign says don’t swim there....don’t swim there. The sign says don’t climb over the railing....don’t climb over the railing. The sign says stay on the trail....stay on the trail. 80% of those signs are there because…

The guy on the other end of this bet got conned...No self respecting gator would sink it’s teeth into that disgusting piece of shit and DJTJ knows it.

The watermark is a nice touch. As if someone else would try to pass this off as their own feat.

How about a holster that locks out after the gun is removed? Said holster requires hand written paperwork, in triplicate, and a trip to the weapons room to unlock. Maybe then unnecessary gun draws go down. Cops hate paperwork.

Jesus christ, that’s not the preferred nomenclature.

Seen here.