I hate the fuel economy.

Great allusion to The Warriors at the start there with the radio DJ sending out songs to Wick / operatives.

Yes?

He has passed a written exam, a tougher oral exam that focused on the stuff he missed on the written, and an FAA checkride where they made him do a whole lot more than three-point turns and parallel parking.  He greased an aircraft with a failing engine onto a highway.  Dude’s a badass in my book.

1986 Chrysler New Yorker. My mom bought it in 1986 as a replacement for a 1974 Buick. I was 13 years old, and the Buick was embarrassing. Pain peeling, missing hubcaps, vinyl roof in tatters. My friends families were switching to imports like Accords and Camrys. But my dad, a former GM employee, was very much “buy…

they’ll be standing at bus stops and walking to school in the dark.

Me before this moment declared that there isn’t a force in the Universe that would make me pay for Peacock.

What kind of insane person doesn’t clean their lint tray literally after every use? Should I also wipe every time I take a shit? Turn the stove off when I’m not using it? Turn the mower off when I’m reaching down there to unclog it?

A. The Titan is his ship. He’s been captain of it for a while
B. Riker will call anything beautiful. 

Came here to say this. This deserves all the stars.

Nissan IDX. It was supposed to be the entry level sports coupe that slotted below the Z. Maybe Nissan would be a more exciting company today had they actually produced them?

fuck you, leave

Nice - fuel & maintenance will be painful but this is one of the last of the truly classy BMW’s and short of a Range Rover this is going to be one of the best things ever to cover miles in. No frills, all business.

You missed a big opportunity calling the ‘MSM’ the Lame Stream Media, big smart man.

You can even make toast over a stove burner or hot plate. Just ask Elwood.

I want it so bad and I know I can never have one.  

OK GUYS, LET’S NOT MESS THIS UP. TOYOTA IS GIVING THE STATES THE CAR WE BEGGED FOR, LETS NOT LET THEM DOWN.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

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