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And who”wants” or “needs” something for it to exist? As a mid-30s something, I didn't "want" or "need" a Paddington movie, but I'm happy they do cause they're great! And let's not forget the years of io9 folks going "wHo asKeD fOr aVaTAr 2" before making the kind of money only Zack Snyder can dream of (preferably a…

Todd Stashwick

Universal should make a dark & gritty remake of Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein with Natasha Lyonne & Melanie Lynskey as the comedy duo, Mads Mikkelsen as Dracula, and Bruce Campbell as the Wolf Man

I’m still mad about Stumptown.

For all that is holy, avoid Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at all costs. Like, if you find a DVD of it in your house, handle it with gloves before you burn it. 

I’m pretty sure the most savage way to start an email is “Per my last email...”

Done in one. Wrap it up here folks, this thread is over.

Have you ever fucking been to a wedding? Most of them are tedious as fuck. Many could do with a few massacres to liven things up.

You really need to go with the spiced potato dish:
Ingrediants:
Potato
Oil
Spices

Step 1: grab potato from the ground and wash it.
Step 2: rub the potato with oil
Step 3: Sprinkle spices over the Potato
Step 4: Serve

Its the classic Foon Dish ready to eat.

You are not doing anything wrong. At all.
I’m gonna share my experience in case any of it might help you.

The most terrifying things found in the rainforests are the humans cutting & burning them down. The end.

I get both sides. As someone not vaginally blessed (coin-purse cursed? dong doomed? man damned?) but old enough to know how things work, I am more than willing to admit my junk acquires the funk throughout the day. Even during a nice lazy chill work from home day in my perfectly comfortable 63 degree office. If there…

Another point: Always reserve about a cup of the water the potatoes were boiled in. If the mash gets lumpy or starts looking dry, add a little bit of the reserved water to the pot while mashing. The salted, starchy water is perfect for keeping the potatoes smooth while not detracting from the taste. I also recommend…

The correct answer is make kimchi fried rice.

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

Hannibal and Fargo are two of my favorite TV series that I approached with much skepticism, but fell in love with.

Claire, the usefulness of your (really wonderful) article is greatly undermined by having

Counterpoint: If someone goes above moving hives of bees based only on what they saw on a few social media videos, we should not be particularly concerned for their welfare.

I’m pretty sure this has been ‘invented’ at least once a day since both eggs and instant ramen has existed.