Dwayne Johnson time travels? And this show is not called Rock of Ages?

Imagine how far western society would get if they actually taught porn in school during sex ed class. That’s to say, what’s healthy and safe and what’s not. How it’s ok to identify with kink but not to make that someone’s identity in total. Teach boundaries and communication.

Maisie ACTUALLY PULLED OFF THE FUCKING KNIFE FLIP?!?!?! FOR REALS?!?!?!

That was *far* from the most disturbing part of the book. If you’re thinking about sex-related things, beverly and her husband’s scene at the beginning of the book was worse, and one might argue that henry’s scene with a friend was bad, as was the lovely offer from the leper/bum in the abandoned house.

Dead Bath & Beyond

For those non-sports nerds who don’t get the Randy Johnson reference, allow me to share this video of baseball Hall of Famer Randy Johnson (accidentally) obliterating a bird with his fastball:

I want SNOWCRASH! That, and a delivered pizza.

The “fewer” line was the 2nd best part of the night behind Arya and Brienne

It would also be cool if after Tyrion vouches for Jon.... Dany and Drogon hit our boy Snow with a little dragon fire anyway for being insolent .....and get this.....

People are REALLY pushing for there to be this massive divide between Sansa and Jon. Maybe I’m naive, but I don’t think the rift there is as deep as everyone is acting.

I’m reading this and thinking-

I heard their gods were puny.

Sounds exactly like what someone would do if they allegedly worship something. I can think of at least one cult that uses the very implement of their leader’s murder as their official symbol.

There’s only like 7 characters of note in the entire 4 episode arc though as of this moment.

Old Speaker
Lady Speaker
Belmont
Alucard
Dracula
Lisa
Bishop
(You can argue that Old Speaker and Alucard aren’t overly important at the moment and have just as much screen time and less importance than Lisa.)

That was a long walk, but it was worth it.

Deep in the Amazon basin there are people who have lived for centuries, maybe millennia with almost no contact with the outside world. They have been born, lived, raised their children and died for generations without seeing anything beyond their forest home. Because of their remote location and the difficulty of…

My parents were on their boat when it blew. My Dad said something like “It’s either the mountain or the Russians and either way we can’t do anything about it.” Then he rolled over and went back to sleep.

Why don’t they just land at night?

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