My ovaries are thundering with desire.

Why would the Raiders be so rude to LaMarcus Aldridge?

Hang on, I need to go back through your history and take back every star I’ve ever given you. Commie.

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.

Okay humanity, don’t let me down. If this makes more than Ant-Man this weekend I am going to be so disappointed in you.

I liked this movie better when it was an episode of Futurama.

A Hamptons frozen yogurt spot refused to open their doors for Rihanna. OK, fine, they were technically closed at the time (it was 11:00PM and “staffers were packing up”)

We all know Wesley Willis could beat them both up anyway.

No, I see no problem with a blog that stands by LBGT “pride” outing someone who works for a competitor based on rumor and innuendo.

It was absolutely a shitty column. I hated it, and I blasted it on Twitter. It was a mistake to run it. It’s my understanding that Craggs was in favor of posting a mea culpa in recognition of the terrible mistake they’d made. Removing actually is a violation of their editorial standards, and it was done almost…

“Where did he go?”

I read it. I’m sure Tommy Craggs is nice to his friends and kind to animals. But that doesn’t excuse the egregious (and that’s too mild a word) ethical travesty that transpired, that Craggs is partially responsible for, and that no one on the Gawker Media editorial staff seems to want to acknowledge. There have been…

Same to you. Your boy fucked up by contributing to outing a man in very ethically challenged article and you think we should play like this is a funeral. Fuck you and your self righteousness.

“To anyone who disagrees with me, get f-ed.”

If you think you have the authority to tell people when and where the best time to chat about the situation is, right back atcha then, champ.

Oh what bullshit. “To everyone who thinks Craggs did something awful, I hate you and will make all your comments grey.” What incredible bullshit. Word to the wise: if you don’t want people commenting on an article then circulate this fucking letter among the people who worked for Craggs. Don’t write this shit telling…

I don’t want to open this up, I really don’t, but I don’t think they left in defense of any type of journalism, so much as they did over the hypocrisy of Gawker Media letting the sales executives overrule edit after completely undressing Buzzfeed over literally that exact same behavior. I also wish they’d taken more…

Conveniently left out the part where he was being fucking blackmailed by a guy...

What is this? Did Tommy Craggs die? This is absurd.