hahaha Gas vs Charcoal usually gets people riled up. Same as Mac vs PC or Apple vs Android or Ford vs Chevy

Same job gets done with either one you use, but “the way I do it is better than the way you do it”

Why’s there even a fight?

You wanna start THIS fight? Go on then, swing!
No self respecting barbecuer uses gas grill!

allegations of fraud, forgery, and fondling,

“KJ has unlimited potential. He reminds me of myself at that age.”

That shut-in thing would be so awesome. People should look into that.

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

Cocaine is awful. All it does is bring out everyone’s inner asshole while simultaneously making them think they are super-interesting. It’s the worst.

You didn’t win in 1812.

Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.

Wow, you really are a soccer fan.

maybe he’s just seanist

The simpsons already did it.

Why isn’t Mike Tyson as reviled as Floyd Mayweather?

Nope.

Can we talk about these two?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

What can you say to this? How can anyone tolerate this kind of behavior from officers of the law?

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

I don’t know, but the woman has a lot of odd, baseless negativity thrown her way, and little of it seems to be actually connected to anything she actively did or her capability for the future. I mean, the GOP candidates shift their opinions with the wind, but somehow it’s a scandal that she used to have opinions that…